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TOP TEN THINGS I HAVE LEARNED IN THE PAST YEAR:
1.) Wear comfortable shoes. Even if they don't quite match your outfit, you'll be thanking yourself later on.
2.) The Weather and Grey's are probably the best simple conversation pieces when talking to strangers.
3.) Learn to bullshit your way out.
4.) Don't live with your boyfriend unless you are very patient and accepting.
5.) Be prepared to turn 40 when you move out of your parents house. When you start taking care of yourself completely and start buying things your parents have but you never realized that you needed (ex. a mixer) you understand why 40 year old women talk about tupperware and why they're excited.
6.) Be prepared for the sex to stop. When you see them every day, know when they're taking a shit, know ALL of their habits. Sex just isn't that sexy anymore, it more like a chore.
7.) The internet is that intergreat.
8.) Make up and clothes become REALLY expensive when you have bills.
9.) Credit cards are fun until you get the bill.
AND FINALLY:
10.) Everything is ok when you know people love you. As sappy as that sounds it is very true.