I've got spics in high places.
I wanted to reassure you that I have the Attorney General thing well under control now. I have picked my old associate Alberto Gonzales to be the next Attorney General. Some of you who will miss John Ashcroft will be reassured to know that even though Gonzales is genetically inferior to the rest of us, he has an unwavering principle of respect for the law. Except for that torture thing, which really isn't within the law, but you shouldn't care about that. His sharp intellect and sound judgment have helped shape our policies in the war on terror, like our actions to detain evil prisoners for extended periods of time without making any charges, like that Guantanamo Bay place that radical organizations like NPR spread rumors about.