Pope your eyes out
I feel the need to clarificate on some points made by the Pope in some recent pointage. A lot of Muslims are angry at the Pope for saying that all Muslims are terrorists. And the Muslims will probably try to blow up the Pope in a terrorist attack in order to prove him wrong. In order to protect the American people, we have to remember that what the Pope says is right. Islamic religions propogatify themselves through violence and death. Everything the Pope says, you should listen to. Except that he is wrong about a couple things. Gays are evil, not just someone you have to keep an eye on. Also, the Catholic church is a church of well intentioned but misguided people. Once we have converted the Pope to a Southern Baptist, everything will be OK.