Stop cloning around!

[president_dubya]

I hear that Korea has discovered a way to cure certain diseases by growing stem cells and putting them in people. This upsets me for several reasons.

1) Science is an affrontery to God®. In a theocracy like the United States, keeping people as ignorant as possible is necessary to maintain a powerful power base.

2) I am greatly concerned about a

Comments

[aerothorn]

Wow, I didn't know you had played The Secret of Monkey Island.

[foxsynergy]

Well, he is the Supreme Monkey Incarnate!

[president_dubya]

Then you didn't know LeChuck was a cabinet member?

[aerothorn]

Really? What position does he have?

[president_dubya]

From behind, I think. That peg leg makes a formidible marital aid.

[asilana]

*uses gopher repellant on funny little man*