Iguanarration
I've had one terrific evening and have had one Hell of a night partying with my rich friends in Washtington DC. The inaugural went as planned. By selling tickets only to supporters, I was able to keep those commie pinko freedom haters largely out of the media coverage of the motorcade and speech. Laura and I even got out of our custom Cadillac limousine for a moment near the Treasury.
The speech I read wrote centered on the ideals I've supported for the last four years. I stated that the only way to secure the freedom of America is to pre-emptively destroy the governments of other nations who think differently from the way I think they should, through subterfuge or force if necessary. The only way to protect the freedom of minorities is to destroy them, so they don't have to worry about it, like I've been trying to do to blacks, gays, and women. And I made sure to invoke the mighty God several times to continue eradicating the line between church and state because, by re-electing me, you have clearly shown your desire for a theocratic elite oligarchy.
May God bless you, and may He watch over the United States of America.
The speech I read wrote centered on the ideals I've supported for the last four years. I stated that the only way to secure the freedom of America is to pre-emptively destroy the governments of other nations who think differently from the way I think they should, through subterfuge or force if necessary. The only way to protect the freedom of minorities is to destroy them, so they don't have to worry about it, like I've been trying to do to blacks, gays, and women. And I made sure to invoke the mighty God several times to continue eradicating the line between church and state because, by re-electing me, you have clearly shown your desire for a theocratic elite oligarchy.
May God bless you, and may He watch over the United States of America.