The T'Pina Legacy 1.1
Previously... Rosalina managed to alienate herself from all of her neighbors by hurling insults or boring them with intelligent conversation. They match-maker felt sorry for her and finally gave her the man of her dreams, Orville Redenbacher. They soon married; He got fat, she got pregnant.
(Could contain nudity, swearing, picture spams, troll-ish looking toddlers, etc. 60+ pics)
So with a little one on the way and Orville bringing in the big bucks, they decided to do a little home renovating.
The Kitchen Area.
The nursery, where I managed to accidentally delete the walls and picture and now I don't remember where I got them.
Gardening area.
And a happy pregnant elf.
Lets see, your ankles are swollen, it's 5am and you're wearing heels. What a great time to start your tomato garden!
Around the corner this poor cat was getting her ass handed to her by the wolf.
It makes me so sad when they cower like that after a fight. =/
Rosa took pitty on the little kit and befriended her.
I mean really, who could say no to this face (and those ears)?!
Kia (the cat) quickly became a member of the family.
She made herself right at home, look how comfortable she is on her little window seat!
And look how comfortable she is eating the meal that Rosalina slaved over. Dammit!
Yay Orville! That's probably the one and only raise you'll be getting seeing as how I can't really control you and up your skill/friend level.
Always having a keen sense for what's top quality in the world of art, Orville is not very fond of the... Um. I'm not sure what that crap is. Dried flowers?
Rosa managed to go into her second trimester unnoticed, that or she's having a bloaty day.
Okay, so maybe he can't give himself a raise but he can definitely get buff again. He must be a Scorpio too, haha. I have some hope for him afterall.
Aaaannnd I spoke too soon. This is where he slept that night.
And this is where he slept the next night. Dammit Orville the bedroom is just one door away!
Just when I thought you were somewhat competent you have to go eat rotten food.
If you get food poisoning I'm letting you suffer.
Just in case there were any disbelievers, Kia is the cutest sim cat ever. Well, besides Meowth.
Obviously something must be wrong with the bedroom because you manage to pass out everywhere else. But you're right, hovering over the toilet and sleeping standing up is much more comfortable than 800 thread-count Egyptian cotton.
This is why we can't have nice things. (FYI: he's been in this track suit for 3 days)
I think Orville is starting to regret marrying into this family, starving to death isn't quite as exciting as exhaustion. Rosalina's painting mocks him silently in the background.
Rosalina: Ugh, I think somethings wrong with my stomach.
Orville: Your stomach!? I AM FUCKING STARVING HERE!
No more happy pills for you Rosa, you're going to stunt this kids growth.
It's a boy! His name is Leon, but don't get too attached. =[
Orville: This is the best day of my life!
Rosalina: I know, our son is so beautiful!
Orville: Er, I was talking about this fried chicken. We have a son?!
Yep, a bouncing baby boy sitting in his own waste on the floor over there.
Once I got her motives back up a bit, Rosa turned into a model parent. I really didn't have to make her do much of anything related to the baby, she was a pretty doting mother autonomously.
Rosa decided to waste some of their money by hiring a butler. She'd heard horror stories about the nannies so she wanted to try an alternate route.
Meet, um. Well I never actually bothered to remember his name. Sorry butler!
Then disaster struck. I saved the game and when I came back to the family little Leon's thumbnail was missing. He was still in the crib but I've seen this happen before. I lost two of the Brandt children this way. =/
There was nothing else I could do, and the next time I went into their house Leon was gone completely as if he'd never even existed.
**Moment of Silence**
Moment over, meet the replacement new baby Leona! Good thing Rosalina is fertile or this legacy may have been over a lot sooner than anticipated.
Sideniote - I never noticed the statue at the Belladonna Cove park has a platinum plumb-bob.
After the last disappearing baby act, I deleted about 1.5 gigs of CC from my computer in hopes of squashing that little glitch. Hence why the walls in the nursery are missing and why Orville suddenly has braids. I actually like this better on him though.
Look, no missing babbys! (first and last, I swear I'll never say babby again. ^_^)
Infant Imprinting: You're both doing it all sorts of wrong. D=
Turns out that Orville is a pretty awesome dad. Rosa had just put Leona in the crib and he was right behind her to tuck the baby in. Cute!
Um, pretty sure I never hired a nanny/baby-snatcher. Time to get the fuck out of my house.
Mr. Belvedere agrees. Wait, is this a new one from yesterday?
Better yet, where did the bald spot come from. I think Rosalina called Butlers From The Outer Limits, Inc. Well at any rate, I hope he knows what he's doing. Because he's the only adult in the house with Leona and if he dies we're screwed.
Shit.
There was an angel on our side and he survived, and then went straight back to fixing the trash compactor. Now that's dedication! Or stupidity, I haven't decided yet.
Sir, you're going to need more than a light brush off to fix that shit. Have you noticed that you're covered in soot?
Yay promotion, keep this up and you'll be at the top of the career track shortly before your death!
I almost feel like this is somehow cheating the crazy out of the ISBI challenge, but look at Leona's face! She is loving bath-time!
Well, that was unexpected. Thanks ACR.
Say good-bye to the dreads, she's already halfway through her life-span and it was time for a change.
Rosalina has the most fierce work-out face ever, y/y?
It's time for Leona's birthday! You don't understand how happy I get when I see that "one day left" notice. ^_^
Orville is just as excited. One life stage away and no more diapers!!
Leona: Daddy, who is this scary lady?
Fact: This is the first time Rosa has held her child since it was born. =/
And here is toddler Leona. She reminds me a bit of those troll dolls that used to be popular back in the 90's.
Well crap. They went through all that food really fast!
No worries, butler-of-the-day will take care of it.
I swear, every time I go into their house Orville has a new hair-cut. I think it's because technically it's still trying to find the missing mesh and just goes to a random hair instead. But in other news, he can cook!
Yep, definitely a troll. But she has the elf ears and that amuses me.
Kia however is not amused. Kia is choking.
prescilla_bean: Um, you know that food went bad a few hours ago right?
Rosalina: Yeah whatever, this baby does not take no for an answer. Rotted food or not.
Rosalina: Oy, here comes that stomach ache again!
prescilla_bean: Are you sure that's not just your instestines crying from the spoiled eggs benedict?
Rosalina: You shut it.
It's another girl! Same hair and eyes as papa and her sister, her name is Meri.
Well, that's it for this addition to the T'Pina legacy. I'm waiting for the crazy but so far this ISBI challenge has been a breeze! With that being said now I may have jinxed myself. =/
ISBI Challenge Stats
Torch-Holders: 1
Perma-Platinum Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 0
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Accidental Deaths: 0
Pass Outs: 2
Self-Wetting: 1
Repo-Man Visits: 0
Fires: 1
Fights: 0
Abductions: 0
Overheating/Freezing: 0
(Could contain nudity, swearing, picture spams, troll-ish looking toddlers, etc. 60+ pics)
So with a little one on the way and Orville bringing in the big bucks, they decided to do a little home renovating.
The Kitchen Area.
The nursery, where I managed to accidentally delete the walls and picture and now I don't remember where I got them.
Gardening area.
And a happy pregnant elf.
Lets see, your ankles are swollen, it's 5am and you're wearing heels. What a great time to start your tomato garden!
Around the corner this poor cat was getting her ass handed to her by the wolf.
It makes me so sad when they cower like that after a fight. =/
Rosa took pitty on the little kit and befriended her.
I mean really, who could say no to this face (and those ears)?!
Kia (the cat) quickly became a member of the family.
She made herself right at home, look how comfortable she is on her little window seat!
And look how comfortable she is eating the meal that Rosalina slaved over. Dammit!
Yay Orville! That's probably the one and only raise you'll be getting seeing as how I can't really control you and up your skill/friend level.
Always having a keen sense for what's top quality in the world of art, Orville is not very fond of the... Um. I'm not sure what that crap is. Dried flowers?
Rosa managed to go into her second trimester unnoticed, that or she's having a bloaty day.
Okay, so maybe he can't give himself a raise but he can definitely get buff again. He must be a Scorpio too, haha. I have some hope for him afterall.
Aaaannnd I spoke too soon. This is where he slept that night.
And this is where he slept the next night. Dammit Orville the bedroom is just one door away!
Just when I thought you were somewhat competent you have to go eat rotten food.
If you get food poisoning I'm letting you suffer.
Just in case there were any disbelievers, Kia is the cutest sim cat ever. Well, besides Meowth.
Obviously something must be wrong with the bedroom because you manage to pass out everywhere else. But you're right, hovering over the toilet and sleeping standing up is much more comfortable than 800 thread-count Egyptian cotton.
This is why we can't have nice things. (FYI: he's been in this track suit for 3 days)
I think Orville is starting to regret marrying into this family, starving to death isn't quite as exciting as exhaustion. Rosalina's painting mocks him silently in the background.
Rosalina: Ugh, I think somethings wrong with my stomach.
Orville: Your stomach!? I AM FUCKING STARVING HERE!
No more happy pills for you Rosa, you're going to stunt this kids growth.
It's a boy! His name is Leon, but don't get too attached. =[
Orville: This is the best day of my life!
Rosalina: I know, our son is so beautiful!
Orville: Er, I was talking about this fried chicken. We have a son?!
Yep, a bouncing baby boy sitting in his own waste on the floor over there.
Once I got her motives back up a bit, Rosa turned into a model parent. I really didn't have to make her do much of anything related to the baby, she was a pretty doting mother autonomously.
Rosa decided to waste some of their money by hiring a butler. She'd heard horror stories about the nannies so she wanted to try an alternate route.
Meet, um. Well I never actually bothered to remember his name. Sorry butler!
Then disaster struck. I saved the game and when I came back to the family little Leon's thumbnail was missing. He was still in the crib but I've seen this happen before. I lost two of the Brandt children this way. =/
There was nothing else I could do, and the next time I went into their house Leon was gone completely as if he'd never even existed.
**Moment of Silence**
Moment over, meet the replacement new baby Leona! Good thing Rosalina is fertile or this legacy may have been over a lot sooner than anticipated.
Sideniote - I never noticed the statue at the Belladonna Cove park has a platinum plumb-bob.
After the last disappearing baby act, I deleted about 1.5 gigs of CC from my computer in hopes of squashing that little glitch. Hence why the walls in the nursery are missing and why Orville suddenly has braids. I actually like this better on him though.
Look, no missing babbys! (first and last, I swear I'll never say babby again. ^_^)
Infant Imprinting: You're both doing it all sorts of wrong. D=
Turns out that Orville is a pretty awesome dad. Rosa had just put Leona in the crib and he was right behind her to tuck the baby in. Cute!
Um, pretty sure I never hired a nanny/baby-snatcher. Time to get the fuck out of my house.
Mr. Belvedere agrees. Wait, is this a new one from yesterday?
Better yet, where did the bald spot come from. I think Rosalina called Butlers From The Outer Limits, Inc. Well at any rate, I hope he knows what he's doing. Because he's the only adult in the house with Leona and if he dies we're screwed.
Shit.
There was an angel on our side and he survived, and then went straight back to fixing the trash compactor. Now that's dedication! Or stupidity, I haven't decided yet.
Sir, you're going to need more than a light brush off to fix that shit. Have you noticed that you're covered in soot?
Yay promotion, keep this up and you'll be at the top of the career track shortly before your death!
I almost feel like this is somehow cheating the crazy out of the ISBI challenge, but look at Leona's face! She is loving bath-time!
Well, that was unexpected. Thanks ACR.
Say good-bye to the dreads, she's already halfway through her life-span and it was time for a change.
Rosalina has the most fierce work-out face ever, y/y?
It's time for Leona's birthday! You don't understand how happy I get when I see that "one day left" notice. ^_^
Orville is just as excited. One life stage away and no more diapers!!
Leona: Daddy, who is this scary lady?
Fact: This is the first time Rosa has held her child since it was born. =/
And here is toddler Leona. She reminds me a bit of those troll dolls that used to be popular back in the 90's.
Well crap. They went through all that food really fast!
No worries, butler-of-the-day will take care of it.
I swear, every time I go into their house Orville has a new hair-cut. I think it's because technically it's still trying to find the missing mesh and just goes to a random hair instead. But in other news, he can cook!
Yep, definitely a troll. But she has the elf ears and that amuses me.
Kia however is not amused. Kia is choking.
prescilla_bean: Um, you know that food went bad a few hours ago right?
Rosalina: Yeah whatever, this baby does not take no for an answer. Rotted food or not.
Rosalina: Oy, here comes that stomach ache again!
prescilla_bean: Are you sure that's not just your instestines crying from the spoiled eggs benedict?
Rosalina: You shut it.
It's another girl! Same hair and eyes as papa and her sister, her name is Meri.
Well, that's it for this addition to the T'Pina legacy. I'm waiting for the crazy but so far this ISBI challenge has been a breeze! With that being said now I may have jinxed myself. =/
ISBI Challenge Stats
Torch-Holders: 1
Perma-Platinum Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 0
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Accidental Deaths: 0
Pass Outs: 2
Self-Wetting: 1
Repo-Man Visits: 0
Fires: 1
Fights: 0
Abductions: 0
Overheating/Freezing: 0