The Brandt Legacy 6.1
Previously... Nikki and Jack had 4 beautiful kids. Although, technically Jack had one of them due to an extra-terrestrial affair. Their child Beatrice is the cutest thing EVER. Phoebe kept bringing home the horribly pregnant Samantha Ottomas, something needed to be done. And no I didn't kill her. They were running out of room in their current abode so I literally spent 2 days redecorating their new home because I'm obsessive.
(contains picture spamming, nudity, swearing and creepy neighbors... 69 pics)
Even perfect children have their slow days. Beatrice honey, there are 4 open sides for the art table. Pick one.
Helix spends most of his time playing "house" with 2 daddies. This may prove to be a clue to his gender preference in the future...
I changed Bea's hair color slightly. Her last shade made her look like a natural red-head, and she's too young to dye her hair yet. For being such a shy sim, she always looks straight at the camera.
You Regularly Scheduled Beatrice Mini-Spam
I LOVE this picture. She is such a beautiful child.
Elladis and Ophelia are still toddling around the house. Although most of the time they're sleeping so they're pretty boring at this age.
And this is why their electricity bill is so high every month. Let's turn on every light and appliance in the house while we play our video game!
True love, they can't even use the bathroom separately.
Wow Phoebe, that is a highly appropriate nightgown you're wearing around the house. I very much approve of your exposed nipples, I'm sure your grandchildren and/or neighbors won't be scarred.
Ophelia: Hahahaa, weeeee! Grammie likes me more!
Elladis: You will suffer...
Nikki: I'm in a kitchen filled with food, yet I'm just so hungry! I know, I'll fix myself a mixed drink. That'll do the trick!
Dammit Jack. Just for once can you keep a frigging promotion?!
He's obviously devastated about being demoted to a Sea Lice Inspector, or whatever the fuck he does now. I don't even know anymore.
I decided to try shiny floors again. It lasted about 3 minutes before I couldn't stand the lag. I may or may not try again in their new house because I didn't learn anything from this experience.
Okay, so the chance card boom for this family must have come to an end. They are sucking at these lately.
Beatrice: Hey, this picture I drew is pretty cool right?! It's grandma and grandpa eating dinner!
prescilla_bean you are too cute for words, my child.
However, you should have drawn a picture of Grandma setting the kitchen on fire AGAIN. That would have been much more accurate.
Was it worth it Phoebe? Next time, save the holiday roast for the pros.
Nikki is very close to her eldest daughter, Bea comes out to greet her every time she comes home from work. And apparently no one else gives a crap about the fire truck parked outside the house.
O_o ... You have hit an all new low here. I really can't think of a caption for this, there are just too many things that are wrong about this picture.
In less creepy news, the twins aged up without me realizing it. Here's Ophelia taking a trip back to the 1920s in her nightgown.
Elladis is too busy being a brooding arteest in her pink fairy tutu for me to take a decent picture of her.
Elladis after a little make-over. I think she's adorable, both of the girls have a very unique look to them.
And Elladis is sporting the biggest :[ face I've seen in a good while. She has 0 nice points, thanks. I'm not sure I like this hair on her though.
Here's the house I'm moving them into. You may recognize it at the old Venturi house that simplicist built. The outside is the only thing I kept the same, because I spent a fucking ridiculous amount of time redecorating this place.
I changed Elladis' hair, she needed something that would let her soul glo more effectively.
They have too much money.
House Tour Time
Here's the living room, I didn't really do anything to this room other than adding the career reward bookshelf. At this point I was so sick of decorating I figured this room could stay as is.
Here's the entryway, pretty self explanatory.
Living room.
Kitchen. I love decorating the kitchens the most.
Dining room.
Spare bedroom 1.
Bathroom 1, I couldn't get a good picture with the walls up so we'll just have to deal with this. =P
The nursery, I love this set and I'd completely forgot I downloaded it.
Elladis and Ophelia's room.
the princess Beatrice's room. I'm happy I got to use this set as well. ^_^
Helix's bedroom.
Another spare room for the time being. I figure when the twins become teenagers they may want separate rooms.
The second bathroom. The urge to use shiny floors is strong...
The master bedroom. I really love this furniture set by Adele.
And here's an overhead view of the beast. It seems large but it's all on a 3x4 lot I believe. *end house tour*
Ophelia: Whoa there... We may have shared a womb for 9 months but that does not mean we have to touch each other now. BACK OFF.
Nikki and Jack break in the new jacuzzi, 4 times in a row.
Okay now that's just odd. They're channeling the wrath of glitch couch here.
Helix: Grandpa, can you tell me a story?
Hunter: Sure Helix, today's lesson is about privacy and personal space...
And here is where things got a little creepy. The welcoming party came over per usual, but the only one that moved around was the old lady. The two guys just stood there, unblinking and not even showing any signs of breathing.
For 6 hours.
I forgot they were still out there until Phoebe got home from work.
Nikki: Lunch time kids!
Elladis: Um mom, please watch where you point that thing.
I get the distinct feeling that Hunter dislikes his daughter-in-law sometimes...
I finally cracked and played the Ottomas house for a bit. It was driving me crazy that Phoebe constantly brought her pregnant ass home from work with her all the time. She had twins, but she looks so much happier now that they're out of her uterus.
The Body Snatchers: Welcome... Let us make you some tea to help you sleep...
Phoebe: Seriously though, get the hell off my lawn before I call the cops.
This was brought to you by the most violent game of catch ever.
But I'd probably be angry too if my parents were bumping uglies in the hot tub next to me. You two do have a bed, enclosed by a door which you can lock.
All three of the girls are pretty big show-offs. They're constantly competing to show grandma and mom their cartwheels and handstands.
Samantha: Um, can I use the toilet please?
Beatrice: No, can't you see I'm doing something important here?! *blub blub blub!*
Ophelia: Boooo, that handstand SUCKED.
Beatrice: *sigh*
Marius: Where is my damned bed?!
Do you see what I mean now?! He's not even awake and he's still scowling at her.
Sleeping in the same bed as your wife? I know it's a strange concept for you in this senile state but just try it for once.
Jack was the only one still awake and with too much energy, so I sent him to buy a collar for the dog I forgot they had. Lily was there too, being a ray of sunshine.
Lily: Um, no. You get to live in a giant house with major bucks while I'm stuck in a one bedroom shack with our brothers. I need a drink.
And for good measure, here's a picture of the forgotten dog Xenu. She aged up during the last update but I forgot to get any pictures.
Okay, Nikki... You need to get over this exhibitionist phase you're in. The bellboy has seen enough.
Xenu: Um, this strange lady has been in the jacuzzi for a long time. Should I alert my master?
Samatha Ottomas: Please don't make me go back home yet, this is the first time I've been away from spit up and diapers in years.
Well that's it for this update, coming up next... The teenage years, spoooooky!
Thank you for reading!
(contains picture spamming, nudity, swearing and creepy neighbors... 69 pics)
Even perfect children have their slow days. Beatrice honey, there are 4 open sides for the art table. Pick one.
Helix spends most of his time playing "house" with 2 daddies. This may prove to be a clue to his gender preference in the future...
I changed Bea's hair color slightly. Her last shade made her look like a natural red-head, and she's too young to dye her hair yet. For being such a shy sim, she always looks straight at the camera.
You Regularly Scheduled Beatrice Mini-Spam
I LOVE this picture. She is such a beautiful child.
Elladis and Ophelia are still toddling around the house. Although most of the time they're sleeping so they're pretty boring at this age.
And this is why their electricity bill is so high every month. Let's turn on every light and appliance in the house while we play our video game!
True love, they can't even use the bathroom separately.
Wow Phoebe, that is a highly appropriate nightgown you're wearing around the house. I very much approve of your exposed nipples, I'm sure your grandchildren and/or neighbors won't be scarred.
Ophelia: Hahahaa, weeeee! Grammie likes me more!
Elladis: You will suffer...
Nikki: I'm in a kitchen filled with food, yet I'm just so hungry! I know, I'll fix myself a mixed drink. That'll do the trick!
Dammit Jack. Just for once can you keep a frigging promotion?!
He's obviously devastated about being demoted to a Sea Lice Inspector, or whatever the fuck he does now. I don't even know anymore.
I decided to try shiny floors again. It lasted about 3 minutes before I couldn't stand the lag. I may or may not try again in their new house because I didn't learn anything from this experience.
Okay, so the chance card boom for this family must have come to an end. They are sucking at these lately.
Beatrice: Hey, this picture I drew is pretty cool right?! It's grandma and grandpa eating dinner!
prescilla_bean you are too cute for words, my child.
However, you should have drawn a picture of Grandma setting the kitchen on fire AGAIN. That would have been much more accurate.
Was it worth it Phoebe? Next time, save the holiday roast for the pros.
Nikki is very close to her eldest daughter, Bea comes out to greet her every time she comes home from work. And apparently no one else gives a crap about the fire truck parked outside the house.
O_o ... You have hit an all new low here. I really can't think of a caption for this, there are just too many things that are wrong about this picture.
In less creepy news, the twins aged up without me realizing it. Here's Ophelia taking a trip back to the 1920s in her nightgown.
Elladis is too busy being a brooding arteest in her pink fairy tutu for me to take a decent picture of her.
Elladis after a little make-over. I think she's adorable, both of the girls have a very unique look to them.
And Elladis is sporting the biggest :[ face I've seen in a good while. She has 0 nice points, thanks. I'm not sure I like this hair on her though.
Here's the house I'm moving them into. You may recognize it at the old Venturi house that simplicist built. The outside is the only thing I kept the same, because I spent a fucking ridiculous amount of time redecorating this place.
I changed Elladis' hair, she needed something that would let her soul glo more effectively.
They have too much money.
House Tour Time
Here's the living room, I didn't really do anything to this room other than adding the career reward bookshelf. At this point I was so sick of decorating I figured this room could stay as is.
Here's the entryway, pretty self explanatory.
Living room.
Kitchen. I love decorating the kitchens the most.
Dining room.
Spare bedroom 1.
Bathroom 1, I couldn't get a good picture with the walls up so we'll just have to deal with this. =P
The nursery, I love this set and I'd completely forgot I downloaded it.
Elladis and Ophelia's room.
the princess Beatrice's room. I'm happy I got to use this set as well. ^_^
Helix's bedroom.
Another spare room for the time being. I figure when the twins become teenagers they may want separate rooms.
The second bathroom. The urge to use shiny floors is strong...
The master bedroom. I really love this furniture set by Adele.
And here's an overhead view of the beast. It seems large but it's all on a 3x4 lot I believe. *end house tour*
Ophelia: Whoa there... We may have shared a womb for 9 months but that does not mean we have to touch each other now. BACK OFF.
Nikki and Jack break in the new jacuzzi, 4 times in a row.
Okay now that's just odd. They're channeling the wrath of glitch couch here.
Helix: Grandpa, can you tell me a story?
Hunter: Sure Helix, today's lesson is about privacy and personal space...
And here is where things got a little creepy. The welcoming party came over per usual, but the only one that moved around was the old lady. The two guys just stood there, unblinking and not even showing any signs of breathing.
For 6 hours.
I forgot they were still out there until Phoebe got home from work.
Nikki: Lunch time kids!
Elladis: Um mom, please watch where you point that thing.
I get the distinct feeling that Hunter dislikes his daughter-in-law sometimes...
I finally cracked and played the Ottomas house for a bit. It was driving me crazy that Phoebe constantly brought her pregnant ass home from work with her all the time. She had twins, but she looks so much happier now that they're out of her uterus.
The Body Snatchers: Welcome... Let us make you some tea to help you sleep...
Phoebe: Seriously though, get the hell off my lawn before I call the cops.
This was brought to you by the most violent game of catch ever.
But I'd probably be angry too if my parents were bumping uglies in the hot tub next to me. You two do have a bed, enclosed by a door which you can lock.
All three of the girls are pretty big show-offs. They're constantly competing to show grandma and mom their cartwheels and handstands.
Samantha: Um, can I use the toilet please?
Beatrice: No, can't you see I'm doing something important here?! *blub blub blub!*
Ophelia: Boooo, that handstand SUCKED.
Beatrice: *sigh*
Marius: Where is my damned bed?!
Do you see what I mean now?! He's not even awake and he's still scowling at her.
Sleeping in the same bed as your wife? I know it's a strange concept for you in this senile state but just try it for once.
Jack was the only one still awake and with too much energy, so I sent him to buy a collar for the dog I forgot they had. Lily was there too, being a ray of sunshine.
Lily: Um, no. You get to live in a giant house with major bucks while I'm stuck in a one bedroom shack with our brothers. I need a drink.
And for good measure, here's a picture of the forgotten dog Xenu. She aged up during the last update but I forgot to get any pictures.
Okay, Nikki... You need to get over this exhibitionist phase you're in. The bellboy has seen enough.
Xenu: Um, this strange lady has been in the jacuzzi for a long time. Should I alert my master?
Samatha Ottomas: Please don't make me go back home yet, this is the first time I've been away from spit up and diapers in years.
Well that's it for this update, coming up next... The teenage years, spoooooky!
Thank you for reading!