Brandt Legacy 4.0
Previously... We learned that the elderly can't tan. Our dear founder, Dylan, and the family dog Porthos met their maker. The kids became beautiful young adults. And Hudson, our new heir, is a heartbreaker.
language, woohoo, LOTS of woohoo... the heir IS a romance sim.
And just like I'd feared in the last update, my little ant-obsessed Cyd died as soon as Hudson came back home from college. D=
Liana is hit the hardest, poor thing.
Hudson takes his mind off of all the death at home by going to the local pet shop to score some pussy adopt a new cat.
Hudson: So my family is loaded, wanna come back to my pad?
High Gwen: Hehe, green...
*waves to Roxy in the background!*
Hudson: Uh, yeeahh.. Hold that thought Gwen. I spy something a little easier in the background. *struts over to Sophie
So after flirting with Sophie for a while, he adopts the most awesome cat ever. Meet Meowth.
(Why yes, I have been playing Pokemon lately. How'd you guess?)
All Meowth currently does is sit on counters and generally gets in everyone's way.
Only took you a day or two, sherlock. Grandpa's been dead for a while.
Hudson decided to take a trip to the famed HOTNESS salon to see if there was any spouse material there. He was insta-stalked by 2 of the women he'd previously met at the pet shop.
Make that three. He decided to give Sophie a makeover, that hair just didn't suit her.
At this point I remembered that Hudson has no CLUE how to give make-overs.
Surprisingly, she lets him try again! She's really either super infatuated, or super stupid.
(More Brandt cameos! Old man Maddox way in the back, and the long dark haired girl is his daughter Jo Ellen)
Much better! Too bad her facial template is the equivalent of a female Cyd though. I want a little more variety.
This doesn't mean she won't become one of his many conquests...
Apparently this old woman has never seen a naked man in a hot tub before.
In the never-ending quest for 20 woohoos, Hudson tries his luck with this bitch the lovely matchmaker.
Hmm, not bad. It's too hard to tell in the dark though. Hudson, bring her inside so I can see her better.
Not what I meant... She's pretty, but it's too soon to have black hair again.
Yet another one of his FWB's, I can't keep all their names straight anymore.
These women are a little more forgiving of his indiscretions than his collage harem.
After fooling around with 34934.4 different women, he finally settles on Alisha. She's the only woman he had 3 bolts with. ^_^ Is it just me, or does her facial expression scream slight regret?
Hudson: You know, I've probably impregnated every chick in a 20 mile radius...
Alisha: Lalala, didn't hear a thing... Lalalala, stare and pretend I didn't hear a thing!
There's no reason for this picture other than the OMG-cute-snuggles factor. ^_^
Did I also mention that Meowth is a creeper?
A smart creeper.
A very pregnant Hope shows up announced/uninvited and approves of her man-slut brother settling down.
And Alisha continues the legacy of idiot spouses.
Oh hello hot maid! I'm very happy now that I kille... Er, fired their old maid.
Hudson: Here, take this money. You'll make one of my proper and/or illegitimate kids happy some day.
Well, an unemployed sim has to do something while his wife is at work!
Well, that was quick! She didn't even have any morning sickness.
Hudson: Sweet, a new constellation! But why is it getting closer?
Hudson: Ohgodno!
I'm pretty sure the only person that noticed he was abducted was Marius, so there really wasn't any fan fair until he got back home.
Liana & Marius: Yeah, anal probing!
Even Meowth and a random neighbor are curious about what's going on... And Alisha?
Alisha doesn't have a care in the world. She doesn't even have a memory of him being abducted at all.
Don't worry baby, you just need a few days to heal. This will all blow over soon enough.
Er... Well, I hope you like kids!
All anyone ever does is kiss Meowth. And I assume, feed him endless treats.
DEAL with it, Alisha. You married into a family of slobs.
Alisha: My friggen BACK.
(her facial expression cracks me up)
Alisha rolls the want for another pet, so I indulge her.
This is Krull, destroyer of worlds.
Almost done!
Marius ages into a nice bald man going through a mid-life crisis.
Liana isn't too far behind, say goodbye to your youth!
And helloooo to bad dye jobs.
I almost forgot to marry them before the kid was born, so they had a quickie wedding in the kitchen. I hate having to putz with simpe to change last names.
Ah much better, Liana. Now please lay off the manic panic.
Just in case you forgot about your little trip, Hudson. You're one day away from your permanent reminder!
They take turns talking to each other's bellies. ^_^
Alisha: I think I feel it kicking!
Alisha: Oh shit! This sucker kicks hard!
It's a girl! Our first blondie, her name is Phoebe. She has grammie's eyes, mom's nose and not sure who's lips.
Hudson: I promise I'll never stargaze agaiiiin!
Marius: Say what? Speak up son!
It's a boy with Hudson's hair color. His name is Aloe.
Cyd! My first ghost, Dylan's never made an appearance.
Random: She started whistling and tapping on her leg... I've never seen that animation before.
Hudson: Hey, my parents are asleep. Let's get full on naked and have sex on the family couch.
Alisha: OKAY! *smile smile*
Cyd's ghost does NOT approve.
Cyd: OoogaaBooogaBooo!
Hudson: Yipe!
Thanks Cyd.
Alisha: Ok, where in the HALE did this green baby come from?! I know it's not mine. Are you sleeping AROUND on me?!!?!?!!! And did you just PEE ON THE FLOOR?!
Not the quickest... I don't even understand what happened. She was literally furious. I forgot to take a picture of her relationship panel, but her interest in him dropped to 50/60.
Ahhh, auto tuck-in!
Ahhhh, auto death... wait. WHAT! What happened?!
Bitch Bastard: *cackles*
Cyd, you son of a bitch.
Meowth immediately wanted to sniff her corpse. A little morbid. I couldn't get Hudson to stop crying long enough to plead for her life. =( =(
But not to worry, he dealt with his grief by sleeping with the matchmaker. D= D=
And his old nanny?! She was number 20. D= D= D= D= D= D= D= D= D= D=
Aloe grew into a toddler, I can't tell if he's cute or not yet. His eyes are a little beady, but maybe he'll grow into it.
And Phoebe is looking a little devious.
Make that a LOT devious. I love her already. *Phoebe-MiniSpam Interlude*
*end min-spam*
And we'll end this update with Ghost Porthos, here's to hoping he's not an asshole like Cyd.
*Sorry if this update was a little lacking, my main goal was alternating between Hudson's LTW and trying to have SOMEONE get the necronomicon thingie to bring Alisha back. =/
Thanks for reading, as always!!
language, woohoo, LOTS of woohoo... the heir IS a romance sim.
And just like I'd feared in the last update, my little ant-obsessed Cyd died as soon as Hudson came back home from college. D=
Liana is hit the hardest, poor thing.
Hudson takes his mind off of all the death at home by going to the local pet shop to score some pussy adopt a new cat.
Hudson: So my family is loaded, wanna come back to my pad?
High Gwen: Hehe, green...
*waves to Roxy in the background!*
Hudson: Uh, yeeahh.. Hold that thought Gwen. I spy something a little easier in the background. *struts over to Sophie
So after flirting with Sophie for a while, he adopts the most awesome cat ever. Meet Meowth.
(Why yes, I have been playing Pokemon lately. How'd you guess?)
All Meowth currently does is sit on counters and generally gets in everyone's way.
Only took you a day or two, sherlock. Grandpa's been dead for a while.
Hudson decided to take a trip to the famed HOTNESS salon to see if there was any spouse material there. He was insta-stalked by 2 of the women he'd previously met at the pet shop.
Make that three. He decided to give Sophie a makeover, that hair just didn't suit her.
At this point I remembered that Hudson has no CLUE how to give make-overs.
Surprisingly, she lets him try again! She's really either super infatuated, or super stupid.
(More Brandt cameos! Old man Maddox way in the back, and the long dark haired girl is his daughter Jo Ellen)
Much better! Too bad her facial template is the equivalent of a female Cyd though. I want a little more variety.
This doesn't mean she won't become one of his many conquests...
Apparently this old woman has never seen a naked man in a hot tub before.
In the never-ending quest for 20 woohoos, Hudson tries his luck with this bitch the lovely matchmaker.
Hmm, not bad. It's too hard to tell in the dark though. Hudson, bring her inside so I can see her better.
Not what I meant... She's pretty, but it's too soon to have black hair again.
Yet another one of his FWB's, I can't keep all their names straight anymore.
These women are a little more forgiving of his indiscretions than his collage harem.
After fooling around with 34934.4 different women, he finally settles on Alisha. She's the only woman he had 3 bolts with. ^_^ Is it just me, or does her facial expression scream slight regret?
Hudson: You know, I've probably impregnated every chick in a 20 mile radius...
Alisha: Lalala, didn't hear a thing... Lalalala, stare and pretend I didn't hear a thing!
There's no reason for this picture other than the OMG-cute-snuggles factor. ^_^
Did I also mention that Meowth is a creeper?
A smart creeper.
A very pregnant Hope shows up announced/uninvited and approves of her man-slut brother settling down.
And Alisha continues the legacy of idiot spouses.
Oh hello hot maid! I'm very happy now that I kille... Er, fired their old maid.
Hudson: Here, take this money. You'll make one of my proper and/or illegitimate kids happy some day.
Well, an unemployed sim has to do something while his wife is at work!
Well, that was quick! She didn't even have any morning sickness.
Hudson: Sweet, a new constellation! But why is it getting closer?
Hudson: Ohgodno!
I'm pretty sure the only person that noticed he was abducted was Marius, so there really wasn't any fan fair until he got back home.
Liana & Marius: Yeah, anal probing!
Even Meowth and a random neighbor are curious about what's going on... And Alisha?
Alisha doesn't have a care in the world. She doesn't even have a memory of him being abducted at all.
Don't worry baby, you just need a few days to heal. This will all blow over soon enough.
Er... Well, I hope you like kids!
All anyone ever does is kiss Meowth. And I assume, feed him endless treats.
DEAL with it, Alisha. You married into a family of slobs.
Alisha: My friggen BACK.
(her facial expression cracks me up)
Alisha rolls the want for another pet, so I indulge her.
This is Krull, destroyer of worlds.
Almost done!
Marius ages into a nice bald man going through a mid-life crisis.
Liana isn't too far behind, say goodbye to your youth!
And helloooo to bad dye jobs.
I almost forgot to marry them before the kid was born, so they had a quickie wedding in the kitchen. I hate having to putz with simpe to change last names.
Ah much better, Liana. Now please lay off the manic panic.
Just in case you forgot about your little trip, Hudson. You're one day away from your permanent reminder!
They take turns talking to each other's bellies. ^_^
Alisha: I think I feel it kicking!
Alisha: Oh shit! This sucker kicks hard!
It's a girl! Our first blondie, her name is Phoebe. She has grammie's eyes, mom's nose and not sure who's lips.
Hudson: I promise I'll never stargaze agaiiiin!
Marius: Say what? Speak up son!
It's a boy with Hudson's hair color. His name is Aloe.
Cyd! My first ghost, Dylan's never made an appearance.
Random: She started whistling and tapping on her leg... I've never seen that animation before.
Hudson: Hey, my parents are asleep. Let's get full on naked and have sex on the family couch.
Alisha: OKAY! *smile smile*
Cyd's ghost does NOT approve.
Cyd: OoogaaBooogaBooo!
Hudson: Yipe!
Thanks Cyd.
Alisha: Ok, where in the HALE did this green baby come from?! I know it's not mine. Are you sleeping AROUND on me?!!?!?!!! And did you just PEE ON THE FLOOR?!
Not the quickest... I don't even understand what happened. She was literally furious. I forgot to take a picture of her relationship panel, but her interest in him dropped to 50/60.
Ahhh, auto tuck-in!
Ahhhh, auto death... wait. WHAT! What happened?!
Bitch Bastard: *cackles*
Cyd, you son of a bitch.
Meowth immediately wanted to sniff her corpse. A little morbid. I couldn't get Hudson to stop crying long enough to plead for her life. =( =(
But not to worry, he dealt with his grief by sleeping with the matchmaker. D= D=
And his old nanny?! She was number 20. D= D= D= D= D= D= D= D= D= D=
Aloe grew into a toddler, I can't tell if he's cute or not yet. His eyes are a little beady, but maybe he'll grow into it.
And Phoebe is looking a little devious.
Make that a LOT devious. I love her already. *Phoebe-MiniSpam Interlude*
*end min-spam*
And we'll end this update with Ghost Porthos, here's to hoping he's not an asshole like Cyd.
*Sorry if this update was a little lacking, my main goal was alternating between Hudson's LTW and trying to have SOMEONE get the necronomicon thingie to bring Alisha back. =/
Thanks for reading, as always!!