Brandt Legacy 3.2
Things We've Learned: Marius is dumb as hell. Dylan and Cyd are still beautiful as an elders. Liana has some fertile ovaries, the twins are toddlers and she's probably pregnant again. And Roxie is the best auntie EVER.
contains swearingTHE CUTEST KIDS EVER BORN IN GAME! (65+ pics)
If there were any doubt before, she is definitely pregnant again
Liana: Babies! :D :D :D
Although some things never change.
Like the gross mother-in-law/son-in-law attraction, for example... STOP IT.
*beachside pink dust*
Liana: Ooooowwww, I just wanted to build a sand castllllee!
It was a crappy sand castle anyway. =P
Cyd is playing it cool this time, and the maid is defying gravity. Obviously she's never seen a woman in labor before. (where is everyone else?)
It's a boy, and his name is Hank! Grandma's eyes and skintone, either her or Marius's nose, Liana's cheeks. There must be a salon in her birth canal that waxes these children's brows on the way out.
Apparently everyone else was too busy watching the toddlers age up into furries and young businessmen.
This toy has no age boundaries. Marius fails at being a mean sim and only makes non-evil ones though. =/
And here is our gorgeous Hope, she looks a lot like Marius but I can see Liana in her eyes and lips. Or maybe those are Dylan's lips...
Our little nerdlette, Hudson! Definitely a momma's boy feature=wise.
These jokes write themselves. I love their facial expressions in this one!
Liana: Now what did that parenting book say..? Stinky baby, check. Rotten milk, check.
Liana, great job.
Marius: Um, HelloooO! I stink and I need a shower! *angry fuming* Where is the damn SHOWER?! *waves arms in frustration*
Ah Marius, you're still my little genius! D=
Dylan: That shrub! It moved, I swear I saw someone by the shrubs... *worry worry*
Don't worry Dylan, no one is going to snatch your precious lawn gnome. Who would do a thing like that?!
*sigh* We really need to breed out this slob gene. =/
"Borrow", eh? Looks like someone is a criminal in training.
Despite the displeasure in his face, I assure you Hank was being snuggled. Does the kindness burn, little one?
You haven't been fired yet? This is some sort of record!!
And a promotion? STOP THE PRESSES.
One of the kids brought him home. Eh... I'm sure under that bowl cut is a lovely child. We'll age him up later to see what happens.
The other Brandt kids love to show up and make themselves at home. I'm fully expecting Grant any day now.
Only a few away from... I dunno, I'll probably have you look for the paranormal career in a few days just in case someone dies unexpectedly.
Like your dumbass husband. Stay away from appliances Mr. 2 Mechanical Skills. O_o
I really love this picture, it's a nice family meal setting.
Maddox: I get to eat! *smile smile*
He managed to survive fixing the computer AND got another positive chance card. There may be hope for Marius.
Porthos is starting to work my last nerve. Why is he so dirty all the time!? They have to give him a bath twice a week because his hygiene is bottomed out.
There's no reason for this picture, other than the cute level. Seriously, buy FreeTime just for this object alone!
Nothing better to do on a Saturday afternoon the study and skill up. AMIRITE KIDS!
Hope & Hudson: Yes sim god... *grumble*
How's that moldy pop tart taste, Dylan?
Maid, do your effin' job!
Eeesh, someone has been eating too much leftover lasagna...
Fat Belly: Mmm, carbs... *plus plus*
Hudson: Heck yeah, I caught a fish! Did you get anything, Hope?
Hope: Ugh.. I think I got a concussion.
Marius: That's right, put in work. Eat your salad, no dessert...
I keep missing birthdays! Here is Hank, looking super adorable! He definitely has Dylan's little eyes.
With regards to the kids, this family is amazing! They don't even have a chance to grow up badly.. Learning from past mistakes I assume?
Another promotion! How ya gonna celebrate, Marius?
Oh... Well then I'll just leave you two kids alone. *shuts door*
These kids are screwed when Cyd and Dylan die. They all have higher relationships with their grandparents than they do with Liana and Marius.
Dylan: OH WHAT THE HELL.
Yeeesh, try a little more sunblock next time bb.
HANK MINI-SPAM!
Hank: Why my picture not pretty? *pout
End mini-spam... That object melts my heart.
Liana: I'm home everyone! Come and adore me!
Oh shut up Liana, you're not even at the top of the career yet.
He was dancing around and singing a nursery rhyme to himself, cuuuuuuuute!
Marius just got back from a hike covered in poison ivy.. Way to go.
Liana's working on a novel here, just because she woke up in the middle on the night with a full bar of energy (cocaine). That and I've never had a sim make a novel before.
I think it's called "Little Sister, WD15" or something random to that effect.
Liana: Kids, come and get your sparkling breakfast!
See what I mean, doomed. Cyd is never allowed to die.
§10,000 you say? Ok, so Porthos can stick around for a little while longer. ^_^
Hudson: A+, YESssss! *fist pump* I have to go show mom and dad!
Hope: O_O Ummm, I think they're busy.
But honestly, as cute as the other kids are I wouldn't mind her getting knocked up again...
Hope - Doing it right. Hudson... He'll figure it out.
Now that your homework is done, you can go play.
Hope: Excellent!
Best career reward ever, she nets money AND her fun meter is filled in like 4 seconds.
These kids make the best facial expressions. I can't even pick a favorite yet.
And once again I suck at providing parties/birthday cakes. But Hope is still PRETTY! This is pre-makeover. She's got some Jolie lips, I love it!
Hank is a child in the background, but he's hidden by the age-glow. Will Hudson stay cute?
Hell yeah he does! No clones so far, this makes sim god very happy.
And here's baby Hank. Dylan's eyes and mouth for sure.
Hope after a make-over... I may redo it because she looks so pretty anyway without make-up.
This hair just suits Hudson so well, why change it? And yeah, picking a gen. 3 heir is going to be impossible.
Next Update
- Picture spamming of the cute kids!
- College
- Triple Heirs! hahah, NO.
Thanks for reading!