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Feb 13, 2009 00:49

Okay. That curse thing at the weekend? Was the best thing to happen since I got here.

Though whoever that chick was that decided to dump me in the fucking ocean. Thanks. One day I'll return the favour.

... And not that I'm complaining about the free candy, but it's showing things. Real things about other people ( Read more... )

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[Action] playstheblues February 13 2009, 01:10:11 UTC

[He's got laundry in his ever-present red wagon]

....what's wrong?

[Action] prepubertal February 13 2009, 01:20:16 UTC

[He's sat on the sofa. shifting around. a lot]

I don't exactly know.

[scratch scratch. yes, there]

[Action] playstheblues February 13 2009, 01:21:17 UTC

[He pulls his laundry wagon over to the sofa]

....um.

Does it hurt?

[Action] prepubertal February 13 2009, 01:41:01 UTC

Sometimes. It hurt more this morning, when I went to take a piss.

[trying...to resist...]

[Action] playstheblues February 13 2009, 01:42:08 UTC

[Silence]

Pinocchio? Did you...um. When you were older...um...

[Action] prepubertal February 13 2009, 01:52:47 UTC

[staaare]

Gonna finish that sentence?

[Action] playstheblues February 13 2009, 01:53:46 UTC

[He's about five shades of red]

Did you have sex? Unprotected?

[Action] prepubertal February 13 2009, 02:14:42 UTC

[eyebrow raise. really?]

The whole weekend was about sex. I finally grew up.

[scratch scratch. only this time, it's to his head too]

I don't remember all of it though.

[Action] playstheblues February 13 2009, 02:16:59 UTC

[Oh, Christ]

....yeah, okay. So no condoms.

We're going to need a doctor.

[Action] prepubertal February 13 2009, 02:56:06 UTC

I did use protection, Blue. I'm not stupid. I just got pretty drunk too.

[shift scratch wait?]

You think it's serious?

[Action] playstheblues February 13 2009, 02:57:21 UTC

[Eyes.]

Well I'm not a doctor.

And even if I was I wouldn't look.

[Action] prepubertal February 13 2009, 16:08:48 UTC

[cough splutter]

That isn't what I meant!

[Action] playstheblues February 13 2009, 18:09:35 UTC

Well then.

You need a doctor. I'll call House.

[Action] prepubertal February 13 2009, 19:26:16 UTC

Who's House?

[uncomfortable!]

[Action] playstheblues February 13 2009, 20:07:53 UTC

A doctor.

[Action] prepubertal February 13 2009, 22:35:54 UTC

Yeah, I got that much. But is it safe going to him?

[There was a reason the Fables had their own doctors, after all]

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