"Tell Me Your Secrets" Survey
1) Have you ever lied to your parents? Never! I never lie!
2) Have you ever lied to a preacher/pastor/rabbi/etc??? Umm...I don't talk to any preachers/pastors/rabbis/etc...
3) Have you ever cheated on a test? Sure!
4) Have you ever secretly loved someone for a year or more and never told them? An entire year? No.
5) Have you ever spied on someone and caught them talking about you? No.
6) Have you ever two-timed your boyfriend or girlfriend (or spouse)? NO! Well...there was that one time I cheated on my husband...but that's a really long story.
7) Have you ever cried to get out of a speeding ticket? Yeah, all the time...oh wait....I CAN'T DRIVE!!!!!
8) Have you ever thought about marrying the person you were dating but would never tell them because they would think you are insane? No.
9) Have you ever talked about someone while they were listening, the whole time acting like you were talking about somebody else, just to see their reaction? YES!!! OH MY GOSH! We did that recently!!! Hahaha. Sorry.
10) Have you ever had any kind of OTHER relationship with a family member of the opposite sex? No, see, I live in Virginia, not West Virginia.
11) Have you ever swore in church? Yeah. Reflex. Oops.
12) Have you ever wanted to be an animal? Yes, until you think about how boring it would be.
13) Have you ever tried to commit suicide? No.
14) Have you ever made another human being bleed on purpose? No?
15) Have you ever kissed an object that doesn't move? Uh. No?
16) Have you ever had sex in a public place? Have I ever had sex? No.
17) Have you ever accidentally been seen naked by someone you liked? No...
2) Have you ever lied to a preacher/pastor/rabbi/etc??? Umm...I don't talk to any preachers/pastors/rabbis/etc...
3) Have you ever cheated on a test? Sure!
4) Have you ever secretly loved someone for a year or more and never told them? An entire year? No.
5) Have you ever spied on someone and caught them talking about you? No.
6) Have you ever two-timed your boyfriend or girlfriend (or spouse)? NO! Well...there was that one time I cheated on my husband...but that's a really long story.
7) Have you ever cried to get out of a speeding ticket? Yeah, all the time...oh wait....I CAN'T DRIVE!!!!!
8) Have you ever thought about marrying the person you were dating but would never tell them because they would think you are insane? No.
9) Have you ever talked about someone while they were listening, the whole time acting like you were talking about somebody else, just to see their reaction? YES!!! OH MY GOSH! We did that recently!!! Hahaha. Sorry.
10) Have you ever had any kind of OTHER relationship with a family member of the opposite sex? No, see, I live in Virginia, not West Virginia.
11) Have you ever swore in church? Yeah. Reflex. Oops.
12) Have you ever wanted to be an animal? Yes, until you think about how boring it would be.
13) Have you ever tried to commit suicide? No.
14) Have you ever made another human being bleed on purpose? No?
15) Have you ever kissed an object that doesn't move? Uh. No?
16) Have you ever had sex in a public place? Have I ever had sex? No.
17) Have you ever accidentally been seen naked by someone you liked? No...