+ 00[1] // PHS to Kunsel;
[//unhackble; Sion's rather confused that he's still alive, but decides not to argue with the facts. The first part is incoherent mumbling, and the next is a call to Kunsel. His tone is actually rather quiet and dull, as if he’s very bored with this all.]
Ugh... You ShinRa fuckers, that hurt.
One round was more than enough, don’t you people have any decency?
No, of course not.
Hahahaha...... Haha.
Nice try.
Bitch. Sis. Sofie.
Sorry, I’m not dead yet. Did I get your hopes up? Well, they were pretty close, you know. Wish you could’ve been here to see the sight of it all.
Maybe next time.
[Shuffles around for his cellphone.]
Kunsel, I know you’re crying girl tears for me somewhere so just stop that.
...And could you come get me? I can’t seem to stand up properly.
......Fuck.
...Where is everyone?
Ugh... You ShinRa fuckers, that hurt.
One round was more than enough, don’t you people have any decency?
No, of course not.
Hahahaha...... Haha.
Nice try.
Bitch. Sis. Sofie.
Sorry, I’m not dead yet. Did I get your hopes up? Well, they were pretty close, you know. Wish you could’ve been here to see the sight of it all.
Maybe next time.
[Shuffles around for his cellphone.]
Kunsel, I know you’re crying girl tears for me somewhere so just stop that.
...And could you come get me? I can’t seem to stand up properly.
......Fuck.
...Where is everyone?