I have avoided LJ to pretend like I work.
Most of these gave me a headache...for the full list, see thecutepolice , but these is the ones i liked and will use as away messages...
002. I watch more men than I used to.
003. I love memory foam pillows.
006. I wear bellbottoms and/or those bracelets you throw at your wrist.
012. I like your uvula.
013. I have odor-free socks.
015. I urinate frequently.
029. I love the smell of Europe in the morning.
036. I couldn't survive without broadband.
042. I think high tongue position should be mandatory.
043. I think Snuffleupagus is pretty.
045. I have a hidden libido.
046. I'm always your snack pack no matter how much sugar I have.
047. I've been sexually inanimate with fewer than ten people.
048. I am currently single-lipping.
051. I practically live in a van down by the river.
056. I'm obsessed with my KY.
057. I can't smell anyone.
058. I'm a pretty good.
066. I am currently crushing someone.
068. I want to go back to the future.
072. I am a member of the Nintendo fun club.
073. I'm allergic to everything deadly.
077. I am very the man around the opposite sex.
078. My life is one big away message.
082. I own the "DVD CLEANER" movie.
083. I have avoided LJ to pretend like I work.
099. I've been someone I knew I shouldn't.
100. I play the fool.
101. I strongly dislike hoola hoops.
102. I'm procrastinating on something right now.
111. I think food is one of the best foods in the whole world.
122. I am calling you Stupidhead right now.
139. I like films which utilize a 3rd unit best boy.
140. I have made a pornographic dream with Jenna Jameson. (I'm assuming I'm in everyone's pornographic dreams with Jenna Jameson.)
147. I'm Ripley. Believe it or not.
155. I don't know what you just said, but you special.
158. I have things that I want to say to people, but lockjaw's a byotch.
159. I'm not "downstream" when it comes to spawning.
162. I challenge you to a duel, and when I say that, I mean it. I'm outside your place right now.
163. I was there at one point in my life.
167. I am addicted to horseplay.
171. I have the drive.
180. Sometimes I actually do my job.
184. I don't masticate, I percolate.
187. I like the taste of irony.
188. I do not know how to read.
189. I know how to shoot that damn Duck Hunt dog!
002. I watch more men than I used to.
003. I love memory foam pillows.
006. I wear bellbottoms and/or those bracelets you throw at your wrist.
012. I like your uvula.
013. I have odor-free socks.
015. I urinate frequently.
029. I love the smell of Europe in the morning.
036. I couldn't survive without broadband.
042. I think high tongue position should be mandatory.
043. I think Snuffleupagus is pretty.
045. I have a hidden libido.
046. I'm always your snack pack no matter how much sugar I have.
047. I've been sexually inanimate with fewer than ten people.
048. I am currently single-lipping.
051. I practically live in a van down by the river.
056. I'm obsessed with my KY.
057. I can't smell anyone.
058. I'm a pretty good.
066. I am currently crushing someone.
068. I want to go back to the future.
072. I am a member of the Nintendo fun club.
073. I'm allergic to everything deadly.
077. I am very the man around the opposite sex.
078. My life is one big away message.
082. I own the "DVD CLEANER" movie.
083. I have avoided LJ to pretend like I work.
099. I've been someone I knew I shouldn't.
100. I play the fool.
101. I strongly dislike hoola hoops.
102. I'm procrastinating on something right now.
111. I think food is one of the best foods in the whole world.
122. I am calling you Stupidhead right now.
139. I like films which utilize a 3rd unit best boy.
140. I have made a pornographic dream with Jenna Jameson. (I'm assuming I'm in everyone's pornographic dreams with Jenna Jameson.)
147. I'm Ripley. Believe it or not.
155. I don't know what you just said, but you special.
158. I have things that I want to say to people, but lockjaw's a byotch.
159. I'm not "downstream" when it comes to spawning.
162. I challenge you to a duel, and when I say that, I mean it. I'm outside your place right now.
163. I was there at one point in my life.
167. I am addicted to horseplay.
171. I have the drive.
180. Sometimes I actually do my job.
184. I don't masticate, I percolate.
187. I like the taste of irony.
188. I do not know how to read.
189. I know how to shoot that damn Duck Hunt dog!