fic: the communication dynamics of big bang
Title: The Communication Dynamics of Big Bang
Rating: PG
Pairing/Characters: Big Bang, G-Dragon/Ri if you squint really hard?
Notes: Thanks to xS0xELECTRiKKx for the genius of this idea and the screen names ahhh. Sorry I didn't do it justice, Dione. :( SORRY FOR THE STUPIDITY.
Summary: Big Bang discovers AIM. Well, rather, Jiyong discovers AIM.
On one of his late night songwriting sessions, Jiyong discovers the magic of instant messaging during one of his many coffee breaks.
This actually bodes worse for his band than it does for himself - he sends them all Team Leader emails the next morning, calling for a Band Meeting About the Communication Dynamics of Big Bang.
Unfortunately, it seems that Jiyong is the only one who would actually check his email at 7 in the morning, and when the rest of his bandmates straggle into the kitchen at 7:30, he jumps up impatiently, demanding an explanation for their tardiness.
This is met with blank stares and a groan of “stop eating sugar, hyung,” from Seungri.
“I’ll let you live today,” he informs Seungri graciously, “because I decided to be kind to my dongsaengs, even the ungrateful bitches.”
Seungri raises his eyebrows, but refrains from commenting further.
“Anyways,” Jiyong plows on, hair in wild disarray and eyes bright, adding to his slightly manic expression. “Last night, I found the greatest thing in internet existence.” He pauses, looking around impressively.
Seunghyun coughs. “Um, Jiyong,” he finally says. “If this is about porn, I understand you’re a growing young man with needs and hormones, but I don’t think that’s something we really need to discuss at breakfast…”
Jiyong merely looks at Seunghyun, then waves him off. “What are you even talking about, hyung,” he says, and Seunghyun looks torn between being glad that they’re off the topic and wanting to bang his head on the table that Jiyong didn’t even consider that a likely prospect. “I am talking about instant messaging.”
Daesung doesn’t exactly have the heart to tell an excited Jiyong that they’ve probably all been using instant messaging since they were twelve, but Seungri does.
He is studiously ignored, as usual.
hay gd hay signs in.
hay gd hay: hi dae!!
doraemon dae: jiyong-hyung? ^____^ what’s up!
hay gd hay: not much! :D! do you have seunghyun-hyung and ri’s screen names? they won’t give theirs to me T_T
doraemon dae: oh yeah, no problem! seunghyun-hyung’s is um
doraemon dae: powa top
hay gd hay: LOL
doraemon dae: and seungri’s is ummmm
doraemon dae: XiahJu - adjkghskjhJKHGDSKJHGSKJadjgks;
hay gd hay: …are you okay, dae?? D: did something happen???
doraemon dae: THIS IS RI. I DON’T HAVE A SCREEN NAME. YOU ARE SITTING TWO FEET AWAY FROM US, HYUNG. GO TO SLEEP. GOOD NIGHT.
doraemon dae has signed off.
“Ri, why don’t you tell me what your screen name is?” Jiyong whines the next morning, tugging on Seungri’s sleeve. “Aw, come on, I promise I won’t make fun of you.”
“Yes you will,” Seungri replies grimly. “I’ll make a new one tonight, okay?”
“Fine,” Jiyong says, pouting. Then, he brightens considerably - “hey, can I make you a new screen name?”
Seungri eyes him suspiciously, but concedes. “…fine, but nothing too obscene.”
seungri tard signs in.
seungri tard: I SAID, NOTHING TOO OBSCENE, HYUNG.
hay gd hay: hee hee
seungri tard: I hate you.
hay gd hay: ^___^ ilu2!
seungri tard: =(
hay gd hay: what’s up, ri? :D
seungri tard: I can see you over the top of my laptop, hyung…
hay gd hay: that’s not important! omg stop looking at me! you’re ruining the point of this!!!
seungri tard: What are you going to do if I keep looking, huh?! Maybe I just like staring at you! o_____o
seungri tard: OW HYUNG, DID YOU REALLY NEED TO DO THAT :(
hay gd hay: yes
seungri tard: I HATE YOU.
seungri tard has signed off.
“Did you just block me?” Jiyong practically screams at Seungri from across the kitchen table.
Seungri only smiles smugly.
taeyang: hi jiyong!
hay gd hay: …who are you?
Rating: PG
Pairing/Characters: Big Bang, G-Dragon/Ri if you squint really hard?
Notes: Thanks to xS0xELECTRiKKx for the genius of this idea and the screen names ahhh. Sorry I didn't do it justice, Dione. :( SORRY FOR THE STUPIDITY.
Summary: Big Bang discovers AIM. Well, rather, Jiyong discovers AIM.
On one of his late night songwriting sessions, Jiyong discovers the magic of instant messaging during one of his many coffee breaks.
This actually bodes worse for his band than it does for himself - he sends them all Team Leader emails the next morning, calling for a Band Meeting About the Communication Dynamics of Big Bang.
Unfortunately, it seems that Jiyong is the only one who would actually check his email at 7 in the morning, and when the rest of his bandmates straggle into the kitchen at 7:30, he jumps up impatiently, demanding an explanation for their tardiness.
This is met with blank stares and a groan of “stop eating sugar, hyung,” from Seungri.
“I’ll let you live today,” he informs Seungri graciously, “because I decided to be kind to my dongsaengs, even the ungrateful bitches.”
Seungri raises his eyebrows, but refrains from commenting further.
“Anyways,” Jiyong plows on, hair in wild disarray and eyes bright, adding to his slightly manic expression. “Last night, I found the greatest thing in internet existence.” He pauses, looking around impressively.
Seunghyun coughs. “Um, Jiyong,” he finally says. “If this is about porn, I understand you’re a growing young man with needs and hormones, but I don’t think that’s something we really need to discuss at breakfast…”
Jiyong merely looks at Seunghyun, then waves him off. “What are you even talking about, hyung,” he says, and Seunghyun looks torn between being glad that they’re off the topic and wanting to bang his head on the table that Jiyong didn’t even consider that a likely prospect. “I am talking about instant messaging.”
Daesung doesn’t exactly have the heart to tell an excited Jiyong that they’ve probably all been using instant messaging since they were twelve, but Seungri does.
He is studiously ignored, as usual.
hay gd hay signs in.
hay gd hay: hi dae!!
doraemon dae: jiyong-hyung? ^____^ what’s up!
hay gd hay: not much! :D! do you have seunghyun-hyung and ri’s screen names? they won’t give theirs to me T_T
doraemon dae: oh yeah, no problem! seunghyun-hyung’s is um
doraemon dae: powa top
hay gd hay: LOL
doraemon dae: and seungri’s is ummmm
doraemon dae: XiahJu - adjkghskjhJKHGDSKJHGSKJadjgks;
hay gd hay: …are you okay, dae?? D: did something happen???
doraemon dae: THIS IS RI. I DON’T HAVE A SCREEN NAME. YOU ARE SITTING TWO FEET AWAY FROM US, HYUNG. GO TO SLEEP. GOOD NIGHT.
doraemon dae has signed off.
“Ri, why don’t you tell me what your screen name is?” Jiyong whines the next morning, tugging on Seungri’s sleeve. “Aw, come on, I promise I won’t make fun of you.”
“Yes you will,” Seungri replies grimly. “I’ll make a new one tonight, okay?”
“Fine,” Jiyong says, pouting. Then, he brightens considerably - “hey, can I make you a new screen name?”
Seungri eyes him suspiciously, but concedes. “…fine, but nothing too obscene.”
seungri tard signs in.
seungri tard: I SAID, NOTHING TOO OBSCENE, HYUNG.
hay gd hay: hee hee
seungri tard: I hate you.
hay gd hay: ^___^ ilu2!
seungri tard: =(
hay gd hay: what’s up, ri? :D
seungri tard: I can see you over the top of my laptop, hyung…
hay gd hay: that’s not important! omg stop looking at me! you’re ruining the point of this!!!
seungri tard: What are you going to do if I keep looking, huh?! Maybe I just like staring at you! o_____o
seungri tard: OW HYUNG, DID YOU REALLY NEED TO DO THAT :(
hay gd hay: yes
seungri tard: I HATE YOU.
seungri tard has signed off.
“Did you just block me?” Jiyong practically screams at Seungri from across the kitchen table.
Seungri only smiles smugly.
taeyang: hi jiyong!
hay gd hay: …who are you?