How much am I worth?

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I am worth $2,302,778 on HumanForSale.com


Gender: Male $200,000
Age: 27 $30,000
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian $130,000
Height: 5'11 $5,000
Weight: 252 lbs. $0
Body Type: Average $0
Hair Color: Brown $5,000
Eye Color: Green $5,000
Handed: Right $5,000
Body Hair: Very Hairy ($5,000)
Shoe Size: 12 $5,000
Bald: Yes ($15,000)
20/20 Eyesight: Yes $5,000
Penis Size: 7 inches $5,000
Cavities: More than 4 $0
Athletic Ability: Above Average $75,000
Attractiveness: NA $100,000
IQ: 154 $318,549
SAT Score: 1240 $45,240
HS GPA: 2.8 $26,600
Education: High School $1,000
Bilingual: No $0
Income: NA ($5,000)
Profession: Education/Training $0
Alcohol: Seldom $0
Smoker: No $15,000
Pot: No $10,000
Drugs: No $10,000
Exercise: Often $15,000
Divorced: Yes ($25,000)
Comitted Felony: No $15,000
Watch Television: Occasionally $5,000
Sexuality: NA $25,000
Style: Above Average $45,000
Artistic: Above Average $45,000
Sense of Humor: Above Average $45,000
Addictive Personality: No $10,000
Give to Charity: Yes $25,000
Adult Content: Often $0
Gamble: Seldom $0
Multiplier x2

Shouldn't they be asking length and girth?