Obama and Hanuman
Today's Kannada newspaper Udayavani had a photo of Obama on the front page, with three photos of a statuette of Hanuman, and two pendants/amulets that have an image of Lord Vishnu and another Hindu god, given to him by his mom.
I am telling you guys this is the final nail in his attempt to win the election. The idiots on TV start getting fist when he and his wife "fist bumped" each other, when his pastor started spewing rubbish, when his milkman started delivering hi fat milk, when his newspaper walla started distributing the wrong papers etc etc [ps: just in case you didn't get it, only the first two are true, the other two could be true, except that for the moment they are figments of my imagination]
So imagine their Fox news seeing the Udayavani articles. All hell will break loose!
Our English newspapers had nothing on it.
[Images added later on]