[fic] the last day of the audi r8
the last day of the audi r8
ot4 (changmin/yoochun/jaejoong/yunho); rated pg-13 and c for CRACK.
author's note; h-hi guys. .__. tag-teamed with dapdaphae. Yeah. Yeah. Just read it. Oh my god.
"You need to take it for one last ride."
Jaejoong's voice is what wakes Yoochun up that dreadful morning. SM breathing down their necks, lawsuits abound, Yoochun had decided that the only best thing he could do to help the situation was to sell his baby.
Yes. His Audi R8.
Of course, when he broke the news to the guys the night before their expressions were nearly the same. Wide-eyed and in shock. (Except Yunho, who knew better. And knew whenever Yoochun needed to go somewhere, he would likely be asking for Yunho's keys.)
so back to jaejoong's voice. ah, yes. not only was SM breathing down their necks, but jaejoong was breathing down his neck in that way that makes his dreams take a turn towards that naughty, naughty road.
"...too early, Jae," Yoochun replies, pillow now over his head, muffling his words as he tries his best to pretend he didn't acknowledge Jaejoong's existence. Despite the fact that other parts of him were happy knowing that Jaejoong had crawled into bed with him.
"come on yoochun," jaejoong teases.
yoochun feels the bed dip again and the covers lift for a few moments before he begins to feel a tad too warm.
"he's right, you know. you definitely should." it's a new voice. familiar. and now there's a pair of fingers tracing lines on his forearm. now this is the type of break that he was looking forward to when he drunkenly agreed to file a case against SME.
yoochun smiles as he feels jaejoong's breath against his neck again, yunho brushing his bangs away from his face.
"ah, millions of girls would die to be me right now. 8]]"
"I'd ship it."
Finally, a third voice from the door way.
"Changminah!"
"so about that ride..." jaejoong whispers as he rolls yoochun over onto his back and away from yunho.
the leader shoots him a glare. "about that ride."
"come on yoochunah. let me ride shotgun." a creamy, hairless leg gets thrown over his torso.
yunho matches jaejoong and throws his own tanned... hairy leg just a tad bit lower. and presses his own soft, pillowy... chest against yoochun's side. "how about me instead?"
"I think there's enough of me for the both of you," Yoochun starts (before he's abruptly cut off by Yunho scoffing) and winces as he's hit by the far too familiar motherly glare from Jaejoong.
yoochun glares at yunho. "well that comment is going to cost you."
jaejoong brings the attention back on him as he straddles yoochun and bounces for emphasis.
"No. You need to choose. We both can't sit up there."
"...well, I already promised someone," Yoochun deadpans and feels the two bodies slink away from him. Jaejoong punches him in the arm and Yunho starts to shed fake tears as they all hear Changmin laughing.
"Too late, suckers." Yoochun lifts his head as Changmin finishes talking, offering him a quick wink. "You're stuck in the backseat tonight!"
Now Yoochun knows he's done for.
"DOES 2U COUPLE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?" yunho screams as he pushes jaejoong off and pins down yoochun's hands.
"DOES SOULMATE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?" jaejoong exclaims as he slithers in between the two.
"ahem, well. at least it seems that boyfriend means something to you," changmin states nonchalantly as he slips his shirt off over his head.
yoochun's jaw relaxes as he stares at the youngest and jaejoong feels two pairs of boxers tent up in front and behind him.
"...C-Changminah...?"
"Quiet, Yoochun-hyung, I'm getting the video camera ready."
(The TV turns on, one of Yoochun's shows must be coming on soon. A woman's voice fills the bedroom.
Shirts start being unbuttoned.
The media reports that junsu had taken a 45 million KRW advance. TRUTH OR LIES? Stay tuned!
Bras start getting unhooked.
Reports also show that Junsu is ditching Kangta for someone better. Our two new reporters Anne and Elisabeth will tell you who after the break! Keep watching Naked News Korea!)
"Fuck," Changmin breathes. "Do you see the tits on --"
"yess," jaejoong agrees as he tweaks yunho's nipple.
"--the girl on TV, jaejoong-hyung, not yunho-hyung."
"Did they just say something about Junsu," Yoochun says in a fallen attempt to distract the three men.
"2PM," Changmin replies casually, shoving the two eldest away to replace their bodies with his own.
"But... Kangta. He's-" Yoochun's second fallen attempt to distract cut short by Changmin's lips pressing against his own.
"Who cares?" Jaejoong says, a hand disappearing in between Yunho's legs.
"yoochunah," yunho confirms in between kisses, "i'm getting shot gun, right?"
"Yeah, yeah," Yoochun mumbles, too distracted. It was too early to go for a drive anyway.
ot4 (changmin/yoochun/jaejoong/yunho); rated pg-13 and c for CRACK.
author's note; h-hi guys. .__. tag-teamed with dapdaphae. Yeah. Yeah. Just read it. Oh my god.
"You need to take it for one last ride."
Jaejoong's voice is what wakes Yoochun up that dreadful morning. SM breathing down their necks, lawsuits abound, Yoochun had decided that the only best thing he could do to help the situation was to sell his baby.
Yes. His Audi R8.
Of course, when he broke the news to the guys the night before their expressions were nearly the same. Wide-eyed and in shock. (Except Yunho, who knew better. And knew whenever Yoochun needed to go somewhere, he would likely be asking for Yunho's keys.)
so back to jaejoong's voice. ah, yes. not only was SM breathing down their necks, but jaejoong was breathing down his neck in that way that makes his dreams take a turn towards that naughty, naughty road.
"...too early, Jae," Yoochun replies, pillow now over his head, muffling his words as he tries his best to pretend he didn't acknowledge Jaejoong's existence. Despite the fact that other parts of him were happy knowing that Jaejoong had crawled into bed with him.
"come on yoochun," jaejoong teases.
yoochun feels the bed dip again and the covers lift for a few moments before he begins to feel a tad too warm.
"he's right, you know. you definitely should." it's a new voice. familiar. and now there's a pair of fingers tracing lines on his forearm. now this is the type of break that he was looking forward to when he drunkenly agreed to file a case against SME.
yoochun smiles as he feels jaejoong's breath against his neck again, yunho brushing his bangs away from his face.
"ah, millions of girls would die to be me right now. 8]]"
"I'd ship it."
Finally, a third voice from the door way.
"Changminah!"
"so about that ride..." jaejoong whispers as he rolls yoochun over onto his back and away from yunho.
the leader shoots him a glare. "about that ride."
"come on yoochunah. let me ride shotgun." a creamy, hairless leg gets thrown over his torso.
yunho matches jaejoong and throws his own tanned... hairy leg just a tad bit lower. and presses his own soft, pillowy... chest against yoochun's side. "how about me instead?"
"I think there's enough of me for the both of you," Yoochun starts (before he's abruptly cut off by Yunho scoffing) and winces as he's hit by the far too familiar motherly glare from Jaejoong.
yoochun glares at yunho. "well that comment is going to cost you."
jaejoong brings the attention back on him as he straddles yoochun and bounces for emphasis.
"No. You need to choose. We both can't sit up there."
"...well, I already promised someone," Yoochun deadpans and feels the two bodies slink away from him. Jaejoong punches him in the arm and Yunho starts to shed fake tears as they all hear Changmin laughing.
"Too late, suckers." Yoochun lifts his head as Changmin finishes talking, offering him a quick wink. "You're stuck in the backseat tonight!"
Now Yoochun knows he's done for.
"DOES 2U COUPLE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?" yunho screams as he pushes jaejoong off and pins down yoochun's hands.
"DOES SOULMATE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?" jaejoong exclaims as he slithers in between the two.
"ahem, well. at least it seems that boyfriend means something to you," changmin states nonchalantly as he slips his shirt off over his head.
yoochun's jaw relaxes as he stares at the youngest and jaejoong feels two pairs of boxers tent up in front and behind him.
"...C-Changminah...?"
"Quiet, Yoochun-hyung, I'm getting the video camera ready."
(The TV turns on, one of Yoochun's shows must be coming on soon. A woman's voice fills the bedroom.
Shirts start being unbuttoned.
The media reports that junsu had taken a 45 million KRW advance. TRUTH OR LIES? Stay tuned!
Bras start getting unhooked.
Reports also show that Junsu is ditching Kangta for someone better. Our two new reporters Anne and Elisabeth will tell you who after the break! Keep watching Naked News Korea!)
"Fuck," Changmin breathes. "Do you see the tits on --"
"yess," jaejoong agrees as he tweaks yunho's nipple.
"--the girl on TV, jaejoong-hyung, not yunho-hyung."
"Did they just say something about Junsu," Yoochun says in a fallen attempt to distract the three men.
"2PM," Changmin replies casually, shoving the two eldest away to replace their bodies with his own.
"But... Kangta. He's-" Yoochun's second fallen attempt to distract cut short by Changmin's lips pressing against his own.
"Who cares?" Jaejoong says, a hand disappearing in between Yunho's legs.
"yoochunah," yunho confirms in between kisses, "i'm getting shot gun, right?"
"Yeah, yeah," Yoochun mumbles, too distracted. It was too early to go for a drive anyway.