*dying noises*
Clunk. Clunk. Clunk cluck clunk clunk clunk.
That is my essay right now. It is quite possibly the clunkiest thing I have written in the last two years. Well, actually, I haven't read it but it certainly feels clunky. And painful.
I have written 300 words. I am half way through my third body paragraph. I have yet to write the remaining half of said paragraph as well as the introduction and conclusion. The essay needs to be 600-800 words. There is no way it's going to be long enough.
Fuck me. I haven't had this problem since like, the start of last year.
*dies*