September 12, 2022

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A fourth year from Hufflepuff offered me confectionary. Fortunately I do not care for sugar.

Also, a gentle reminder to all students that it is permitted to have no more than one familiar. Otherwise I will none too regretfully be forced to dock points.

Comments

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They're good! You should try one! I did and I haven't died or anything!

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I do not care for cavities, thank you.

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You won't get cavities from eating sweets every once in a while! Besides, that's why you brush your teeth!

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Most brush their teeth insufficiently.

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But not YOU!

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Naturally.

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No, you don't do it naturally! You do it with fluoride or whatever that icky tasting stuff is!

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I meant "naturally" as a synonym for "of course." How can you be related to me and yet such an imbecile? Oh, that's right. You are also related to Dad.

I wonder if Mum ever-

[jackedoff]

Oh, all right!