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Escape 031

Aug 24, 2010 20:55

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asbraveas August 25 2010, 01:00:19 UTC

Oh, honestly?

Religious order?

chessmastering August 25 2010, 01:04:40 UTC

The Far Eastern monks of Kuala Ragul, specifically. Very hush-hush.

asbraveas August 25 2010, 01:06:33 UTC

Why don't you just break your leg. I'm sure it'll be much easier than lying.

chessmastering August 25 2010, 01:08:13 UTC

Too convenient. No one would ever believe it.

asbraveas August 25 2010, 01:10:51 UTC

And people believe the story about the monks?

chessmastering August 25 2010, 01:11:47 UTC

Can they disprove it?

asbraveas August 25 2010, 01:13:10 UTC

I hear the coaches at Westerberg aren't exactly stupid.

chessmastering August 25 2010, 01:15:29 UTC

And yet, they still cannot force me to engage in activities that violate my religious convictions.

asbraveas August 25 2010, 01:17:20 UTC

For someone who can run as fast as you can I would think you would just join the track team to make them stop bothering you. Those aren't actually team sports.

chessmastering August 25 2010, 01:19:23 UTC

You would think that. However, I don't run.

asbraveas August 25 2010, 01:21:05 UTC

I've seen you run.

chessmastering August 25 2010, 01:29:43 UTC

A mere trick of the light.

asbraveas August 25 2010, 01:32:54 UTC

I've even seen you run without anything to block the view.

chessmastering August 25 2010, 01:39:20 UTC

Clearly you have me confused with someone who does, in fact, run. I do not.

asbraveas August 25 2010, 01:39:55 UTC

I predict you'll be playing a sport by the end of the week.

chessmastering August 25 2010, 01:40:30 UTC

Really. Did one of your many sources tell you that?

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