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Escape 056

Feb 27, 2011 22:40

( Chalked on the Wall of Rudy Miller's Bedroom | Off-Network )

obviously up to something, where is my webster?, curse: fourth wall destruction, guidance would be ecstatic, flagrant invasion of privacy, back to the future, sneaky yet adorable, how to make rudy miller smile, let's get dangerous, twits beware, i want to go home, this will not end well, a pretty good sense of direction, perpetually deadpan, affected, former head counsellor webster, nothing fazes rudy miller, he knows everything, evil genius, shape up or you don't eat

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audio; feltrighteous February 28 2011, 04:47:50 UTC

I'm sorry our visits don't line up with your precise expectations.

audio; prefers_chess February 28 2011, 04:55:21 UTC

It is not unreasonable to expect that the universe follow some semblance of natural order.

Hi, Barry.

audio; feltrighteous February 28 2011, 05:02:44 UTC

And yet you currently live in a magic city out of time, controlled by false gods.

Hello, Rudy.

audio; prefers_chess February 28 2011, 05:04:43 UTC

[Listen to the delightful thunk of something hitting the ground.] Behold. Gravity.

Are you back from nonexistence again?

audio; feltrighteous February 28 2011, 05:15:22 UTC

The laws of gravity are less than concrete, in and of themselves. If I uncase my wings, I can fly.

[ IT'S A LONG STORY OKAY but. let's not inform the maybe one day antichrist of the future, then. ] Unless I'm a figment of your imagination, I would assume so.

audio; prefers_chess February 28 2011, 05:19:53 UTC

So can birds. Your point?

Also, I don't consort with figments.

audio; feltrighteous February 28 2011, 05:24:52 UTC

I'm not a bird. And that chaos thrives in the City.

Well then. Pepperoni?

audio; prefers_chess February 28 2011, 05:31:31 UTC

You have wings. Birds have wings. The same forces enable both of you to fly. And I did say some semblance of order. Not the entirety of it.

I don't consort with pepperoni, either.

audio; feltrighteous February 28 2011, 05:37:19 UTC

You'd be surprised. And point ceded, my exacting friend.

But do you consort with currently in-residence angels?

audio; prefers_chess February 28 2011, 05:38:58 UTC

Interesting.

Apparently so, considering I am at this very moment.

audio; feltrighteous February 28 2011, 05:42:50 UTC

Which part?

Do you consort with them over pizza? A promise is, after all, a promise. Especially to someone with honor.

audio; prefers_chess February 28 2011, 05:48:15 UTC

That you apparently think I can be surprised.

I do if the pizza involves extra cheese. Are you aware that I live in the Palace now?

audio; | unhackable forever chessmastering February 28 2011, 05:06:22 UTC

Fraternizing with the locals, Bartleby?

audio; | unhackable forever I AM MAKING THIS AU B BECAUSE I CAN (evil laugh) feltrighteous February 28 2011, 05:12:28 UTC

Visiting with Rudy the Younger. If I recall correctly, he owes me pizza.

[ 'if i recall' lol whatever b. ]

audio; | unhackable forever ANYTHING GOES ON 4TH WALL chessmastering February 28 2011, 05:18:01 UTC

He does. He'll also attempt to direct your attention elsewhere in the hopes that you won't demand it. Fortunately, he's honourable enough to follow through when finally called on it.

Enjoy it while it lasts, since we're only staying two days.

audio; | unhackable forever IT'S LIKE VEGAS. feltrighteous February 28 2011, 05:26:25 UTC

Not that you'd ever compliment yourself via a younger version thereof.

I hear and obey. [ not that bartleby is ever sarcastic or anything. ]

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