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Escape 048

Jan 01, 2011 14:56

( Chalked on the Wall of Rudy Miller's Bedroom | Off-Network )

where is my webster?, guidance would be ecstatic, flagrant invasion of privacy, back to the future, would have preferred garbage detail, i love the eighties, i want to go home, faithful canine companion, surrogate home sweet home, do not disturb, perpetually deadpan, former head counsellor webster, nothing fazes rudy miller, who let him have a puppy, actually sad for once, at least it's not alcatraz, letter writing, super sekrit mad skillz, a boy and his dog

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Voice; lionesscouchant January 2 2011, 00:58:40 UTC

How is his Imperial Majesty?

Voice; prefers_chess January 2 2011, 01:03:57 UTC

Content, when not engaging in habits unbefitting a sovereign of his lofty station.

Voice; lionesscouchant January 2 2011, 01:04:45 UTC

Even Emperors have off days.

Voice; prefers_chess January 2 2011, 01:05:54 UTC

He is developing a penchant for stealing food off the table.

Voice; lionesscouchant January 2 2011, 01:07:11 UTC

Maybe you should get him a higher bowl.

Voice; prefers_chess January 2 2011, 01:13:04 UTC

The bowl placement is of less concern than the chow itself. Given the apparent quality of his usual meals, one can hardly fault him for seeking alternative dining arrangements.

Voice; lionesscouchant January 2 2011, 01:15:34 UTC

Well, maybe I can think of something that he might like better. There weren't many Talking Dogs in Narnia but I knew some.

Voice; prefers_chess January 2 2011, 01:18:00 UTC

Talking dogs?

Voice; lionesscouchant January 2 2011, 01:18:57 UTC

Yes, of course. In Narnia, some of the animals could speak.

Voice; prefers_chess January 2 2011, 01:23:58 UTC

Which implies sentience, as well. Did you eat them?

Voice; lionesscouchant January 2 2011, 01:25:26 UTC

No, of course not. Not the Talking animals.

Voice; prefers_chess January 2 2011, 01:26:26 UTC

For which they are presumably eternally grateful.

Voice; lionesscouchant January 2 2011, 01:27:11 UTC

Well no one really considers it.

Voice; prefers_chess January 2 2011, 01:32:15 UTC

How civilized.

[Pause.]

Talking dogs, presumably, require no training?

Voice; lionesscouchant January 2 2011, 01:34:26 UTC

I assume if they do it's usually in manners.

Voice; prefers_chess January 2 2011, 01:37:05 UTC

Likewise, His Imperial Majesty is regrettably proving to be a formidable adversary on the battlefield of appropriate behaviour.

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