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Escape 045

Nov 30, 2010 15:18

( Chalked on the Wall of Rudy Miller's Bedroom | Off-Network )

obviously up to something, where is my webster?, curse: fourth wall destruction, guidance would be ecstatic, flagrant invasion of privacy, would have preferred garbage detail, i love the eighties, sneaky yet adorable, twits beware, i want to go home, faithful canine companion, perpetually deadpan, jailbreak is imminent, affected, former head counsellor webster, nothing fazes rudy miller, actually sad for once, at least it's not alcatraz, this is not cabin 13, houdini would be proud, a boy and his dog, shape up or you don't eat

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li_ttlewolf November 30 2010, 23:56:47 UTC

Why would you want to pet a king?

prefers_chess December 1 2010, 02:42:08 UTC

Because he enjoys being scratched behind the ears, naturally.

li_ttlewolf December 1 2010, 02:58:37 UTC

...And what is he the king of?

prefers_chess December 1 2010, 03:21:35 UTC

Emperor. Of the known world, generally.

li_ttlewolf December 1 2010, 05:05:41 UTC

I see. [ I don't really see. ]

Are you talking about an animal?

prefers_chess December 1 2010, 05:12:48 UTC

Yes. My pet dog.

li_ttlewolf December 1 2010, 05:22:19 UTC

Then he isn't Emperor of anything.

prefers_chess December 1 2010, 05:24:12 UTC

Watch your tongue, lest His Imperial Majesty overhear you and order it cut out.

li_ttlewolf December 1 2010, 05:24:54 UTC

With what, timed barks?

prefers_chess December 1 2010, 05:30:07 UTC

A butter knife, for supreme agony.

li_ttlewolf December 1 2010, 05:31:31 UTC

Dogs can't use knives.

prefers_chess December 1 2010, 05:37:28 UTC

Then you have nothing to fear.

Assuming you are correct in that assumption.

li_ttlewolf December 1 2010, 05:39:13 UTC

Of course I am. They don't have thumbs.

prefers_chess December 1 2010, 05:47:25 UTC

They do, however, have owners.

li_ttlewolf December 1 2010, 05:47:58 UTC

And I have a sword.

prefers_chess December 1 2010, 05:49:19 UTC

I appreciate the offer, but I highly doubt there would be room to maneuver it properly inside your mouth.

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