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Escape 045

Nov 30, 2010 15:18

( Chalked on the Wall of Rudy Miller's Bedroom | Off-Network )

obviously up to something, where is my webster?, curse: fourth wall destruction, guidance would be ecstatic, flagrant invasion of privacy, would have preferred garbage detail, i love the eighties, sneaky yet adorable, twits beware, i want to go home, faithful canine companion, perpetually deadpan, jailbreak is imminent, affected, former head counsellor webster, nothing fazes rudy miller, actually sad for once, at least it's not alcatraz, this is not cabin 13, houdini would be proud, a boy and his dog, shape up or you don't eat

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audio ][ stopyoudogs November 30 2010, 20:34:43 UTC

Hi there.

audio ][ prefers_chess November 30 2010, 20:40:00 UTC

Greetings.

audio ][ stopyoudogs November 30 2010, 20:42:08 UTC

Do you have toys?

audio ][ prefers_chess November 30 2010, 20:44:16 UTC

That depends entirely on your definition of the word.

audio ][ stopyoudogs November 30 2010, 20:45:29 UTC

Oh I like the ones that squeak because they squeak. And the ones that look like squirrels. They are easier than real squirrels to make dead.

audio ][ prefers_chess November 30 2010, 20:47:44 UTC

His Imperial Majesty also favours the variety that squeak. On his behalf, allow me to extend my compliments on your excellent taste.

audio ][ stopyoudogs November 30 2010, 20:48:14 UTC

Who is that?

audio ][ prefers_chess November 30 2010, 20:49:23 UTC

The emperor of the known world. Otherwise known as my dog.

audio ][ stopyoudogs November 30 2010, 20:53:10 UTC

I did not dogs could rule the world.

audio ][ prefers_chess November 30 2010, 20:55:23 UTC

A common misconception. And strategically beneficial, in that it often makes his enemies underestimate him.

audio ][ stopyoudogs November 30 2010, 20:57:03 UTC

What kind of enemies? Bird enemies? Have you seen a bird? I have been tracking it all night but still do not see it.

audio ][ prefers_chess November 30 2010, 20:58:53 UTC

There are plenty of creatures of the avian persuasion around here. Some fouler than others.

audio ][ stopyoudogs November 30 2010, 21:00:30 UTC

Can I take them back to camp as my prisoners?

audio ][ prefers_chess November 30 2010, 21:05:16 UTC

[PAUSE.]

Yes. Yes, you can.

audio ][ 1/3 stopyoudogs November 30 2010, 21:09:18 UTC

OH BOY. Ohboyohboyohboy. [Things may be getting knocked over as a big dog starts leaping around.]

audio ][ stopyoudogs November 30 2010, 21:09:30 UTC

[BUT WAIT.]

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