Puns
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
3. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
4. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe You," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
5. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
6. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
7. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
3. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
4. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe You," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
5. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
6. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
7. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.