Jul 06, 2009 15:06
Well I thought I had time for ONE before I start really worrying about my impending death. Conveninetly, it turned out as a really great icebreaker:
Contrary to what this might have you all beleive, I don't fuck everything that moves.
Katan-san's quite safe from me because he's an angel. I don't fuck angels, demons, or the undead, and I don't fuck girls.
So as it turns out I'm rather picky.
Oh. And I also don't have a sister. Closest thing I know of is Tomonori-kun's eraser boy, and he falls under the category of "angel" and looks like a damn girl from what I hear.
Or maybe Tomonori counts. He sure tries to sing in church, though he's not much good at it...
Grace, I'm sorry for vomiting on you, but it turns out I can't cook for shit. This meme provides living proof that Tomonori-kun should move in with me and cook all my meals and double as my personal sex slave. I'm sure you agree.
One day I need to show up on my uptight apprentice's doorstep with an armload of my associates from this site alone, and just watch his expression...
And now one of the damn cats thinks my finger's a real good source of nutrition, and bocchan's not too happy. And crap, I've got a call.
Later.