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[precog_revolver]

Wolfram-chan wants to do memes. Seems to think they're fun. So I did a little digging, and I found this, which should make us oh so friendly all around...

There. How's that?
Of course now I have to write a perfect haiku about myself... damn.

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[firewolfram]

PS. Uh wait a minute. I have to tell you a secret now? *smacks his forehead* Uh....*blushes and lifts an eyebrow and smirks* Are you sure about that?

[precog_revolver]

I'm not nearly so unfair as all that. *he snorts* Information is information. I pay for that. We can do a swap if you'd like. I've got a secret in mind that should be fairly suitable for this anyway.

[firewolfram]

*shudders subtly* Um okay. I uh....like to wear pink bunny undies and I like the color pink. The softer the color the better. *blushes deep red* Yellow makes me look pale.

[precog_revolver]

*He grins* Well of course you do. It compliments your coloring marvelously. Who wouldn't? I mean, I have to dress monochrome for professional and stereotypical reasons, of course, but I understand the principle of it. Probably brings out your eyes. *He adds with total lack of expression, followed by a final, merciful smile to show it's a joke*
You're probably allowed to look like a cute little uke when you please. It's not big with mercenaries.I should show you my clubwear sometime. *He thinks to himself brightly, 'prefereably when my demon-pelt items are being drycleaned...' then he has another thought*
And some of my toys. I should lend you some for the honeymoon... Of course, I might need to keep a few since they do great double duty when you have to cart human cargo back...*he looks thoughtful*

Ah...but I owe you a secret, don't I?
*His face goes flat, and he shuts his eyes as thought steeling himself for something, then says in a tone that denotes this to the be a subject of the utmost delicacy:*

I like cats.

[firewolfram]

*brightens up the moment he starts to feel at ease with the fact that it's not as bad as he had originally thought and his thoughts trail off to Yuuri and how much he tried to get his fiance' to take charge, being the forceful uke that he is and smirks* Cats aren't so bad. My brother likes them too. *leans in and whispers* It's not common knowledge. He likes people to fear him when he's such a softy. *leans back and smiles with his hands on his hips* My brother likes to rescue them from Ginter who happens to think that they make great spell components. I think they're cute too. *smiles warmly*

[precog_revolver]

*his face flattens in disbelief* You think the things are cute? *he shakes his head*
You think the conventional mercenary thing is liking small cuddly animals that don't come when they're called? Please. *He makes a face* I'm in the same crock of shit as your brother, there. I have a cat. You think that doesn't constitute a secret? I caught a bounty once just because I carefully kidnapped a guy's cat, you know...

*His eyerows knit as he seems to get lost in the reverie* And then the damn thing knocks up my cat... Corpus Delecti right in the middle of my rug. I don't think I got paid enough for that. And she wouldn't let me shoot the stupid tom's ass afterwards. Stupid bitch... *he makes another face* Stupid heartless bitch...

[firewolfram]

*blinks* Uhh, that's a bit too much information but....okay. I can see where that would be an issue. *folds his arms and smirks* I think that your cat had a little too much fun and you got a little jealous of it.

[precog_revolver]

*He twists his face wryly* Oh do you? Mn, yeah. Totally not fair that she gets to have what she wants on the rug, and I don't. No boys over while I'm working. Self-imposed rule. Still...can't expect werecats to have much discretion. *he raises his eyebrows, giving Wolfram a pointed grin* That's what she is after all. Adds all sorts of unessecary intrigues to it. Dumb bitch... *He sighs* I mean, what am I going to do with a brood like that? On the off chance she gets proper bimorph that'll be a real wrench in my free and single lifestyle

[firewolfram]

Demons you say? *gets a glint of an idea in his mind and smiles* I want one. After all, I'm of the Mozaku and we are born of demons so yeah, I think it's a perfect addition! We have the demon sword and a demon cat would make an excellent addition to the family! *smiles brightly* Gwendal would love it!

[precog_revolver]

*He blinks, surprised his offer's actually being take up, then he grins eerily* EXCELLENT. Of course, I ought to have you come by a few times so Heartless Bitch gets to know you. Don't want her thinking her kids are in danger.

[firewolfram]

Oh of course! *smiles brightly*