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*sniffles* the germs are EATING my face!! :) AHHH!!! :P
....:( what a catrastophe...:(
I was walking home today and I stopped by dunkin' dounuts because my tummy was rawwring cuz i hadn't eaten the whole wide day..:) Sowoo i ordered an iced caramal latte (for my first time, it was sowooo goood in the hood :)!! ), annd a deliciousooooo blue berry muffin..So after, I begin walking to muh crib like the champi00on that i am :)..annd I took a sip of my drink annd it was sowoo yummy annd i was like 'no mellooo, your not allowed to drink it until you get home', well when I almost get home, literally before crossing the street to reach my homeface, suddenly the realization dawns upon me that i'm not carrying my keys..:( sowoo i'm like ohoo nooo applesauce, annd i look allll over for them as i put my stuff down on this buuudiful sky blue chevy..these biiig HUMUNGUS stupidfaced girls are walking by with these dudes, annd as i'm looking foor the keys in my bag, i accidently knocked over my drink :(..i was sooo bummed :(..ANNND on top of that, those dumb hoes were all like 'ohwoo wooow' and laughing. Let me tell you yo faces, i alwaays get yelled at cuz i never look both ways when i cross the street..buuuut i've never watched the street with so much vigilance!! :(. EVER..:P while those girls were walking across it..I was hoping that a biig HUMUNGUS tow truck would come and run their mo'fuggin' asses over :( ANND yeah..:( I hope that karma EATS their FACE :(..preferably in a BLOODY bloody matter :) mUWAHAHAHAHa :)..ANNNND that they CHOKE ANND diiie :)
THE END. :P :)
....:( what a catrastophe...:(
I was walking home today and I stopped by dunkin' dounuts because my tummy was rawwring cuz i hadn't eaten the whole wide day..:) Sowoo i ordered an iced caramal latte (for my first time, it was sowooo goood in the hood :)!! ), annd a deliciousooooo blue berry muffin..So after, I begin walking to muh crib like the champi00on that i am :)..annd I took a sip of my drink annd it was sowoo yummy annd i was like 'no mellooo, your not allowed to drink it until you get home', well when I almost get home, literally before crossing the street to reach my homeface, suddenly the realization dawns upon me that i'm not carrying my keys..:( sowoo i'm like ohoo nooo applesauce, annd i look allll over for them as i put my stuff down on this buuudiful sky blue chevy..these biiig HUMUNGUS stupidfaced girls are walking by with these dudes, annd as i'm looking foor the keys in my bag, i accidently knocked over my drink :(..i was sooo bummed :(..ANNND on top of that, those dumb hoes were all like 'ohwoo wooow' and laughing. Let me tell you yo faces, i alwaays get yelled at cuz i never look both ways when i cross the street..buuuut i've never watched the street with so much vigilance!! :(. EVER..:P while those girls were walking across it..I was hoping that a biig HUMUNGUS tow truck would come and run their mo'fuggin' asses over :( ANND yeah..:( I hope that karma EATS their FACE :(..preferably in a BLOODY bloody matter :) mUWAHAHAHAHa :)..ANNNND that they CHOKE ANND diiie :)
THE END. :P :)