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Yesterday I made a REALLY good dinner!! Herb baked chicken over chicken broccoli pasta, au gratin potatoes and brussel sprouts! It was soo filling. Jon bought Tomb Raider 2 Cradle of Life last night and as I was opening it Memphis was looking at it, he was pointing to all the pictures of Angelina Jolie and saying "mommy". It was too cute and not to mention it made me feel good. So my review on the movie; Lara Croft kicks ass!! I love her bad ass attitude and yet she is still classy. And I think she pulls off a fake british accent very well. I think her intro for her 1st appearance was hot! The whole bikini and jet ski with all the tricks was great!! Shes not as ripped as she was in the 1st movie but she is still as hot as ever!!
OMG Memphis was soo funny last night Jon and I couldnt stop laughing. Memphis was starting to climb onto Jon's lap to give him a hug and a few minutes before Jon let loose something horrible that had me gagging. Memphis hadnt smelt it yet, so as he was climbing onto his lap he said, "oh daddy!!" all sweet, then he stopped and said "stinky!" and got down and was looking at Jon's crotch then he said, "daddy ka ka!" and came over to me and was making this weird face. It was soo funny!! And like 45 minutes later he still wouldnt go to Jon. I told memphis to go give dad a hug and he told me "daddy ka ka" and I said not anymore and he looked me straight in the face and said, "daddy go shit". He was soo serious that Jon and I busted up for like 10 minutes.
So my day was pretty good and Jon seemed to be in a decent mood. But needless to say it didnt last long. Jon headed up to bed before I did and I had left hangers on the bed from doing HIS laundry earlier that day, and he made his side of the bed and pushed the hangers to my side along with the toys that Memphis had left in our bed. I thought that was kinda rude. I finally just said, "thanks alot man" I should have probably just kept my mouth shut but it really pissed me off. I cleaned the house, cooked him a great dinner and even washed his laundry for work and hung them up and he couldnt even make something so small easier for me. I know that it was really nothing but it really pissed me off! He came back and said "i do enough around here why should I clean up something that I didnt do?!" That pissed me off even more, he doesnt do anything around here!! I'm always cleaning up after him, why should I have to clean up something that I didnt do?!! Cuz if I dont, no one will!! Anyways he was all butt hurt after that and told me shit like "Apparently you want to make things in court bad for yourself huh?" and I said "whatever Jon, you can twist and manipulate words to make yourself feel better all you want" and he said "oh so you want to spend 6 months in jail then dont you? thats what you just told me" and all I said after that was "You know what Jon, go ahead and threaten me all you want with this court shit, im not afraid of whats going to happen! Besides my battle there is not with you, its with the state of Kansas!!!" and I rolled over and ignored him for the rest of the night and went to bed.
So I checked my e-mail this morning and I had recieved a pretty funny joke so Im gonna put it here:
Embarrassing Moments
A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag.
Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX SUPER SIZE."
That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN ITH A HAMMER?"
Im sure Ill have more to add later today and I'll try not to go overboard with the quiz thing lol!!
OMG Memphis was soo funny last night Jon and I couldnt stop laughing. Memphis was starting to climb onto Jon's lap to give him a hug and a few minutes before Jon let loose something horrible that had me gagging. Memphis hadnt smelt it yet, so as he was climbing onto his lap he said, "oh daddy!!" all sweet, then he stopped and said "stinky!" and got down and was looking at Jon's crotch then he said, "daddy ka ka!" and came over to me and was making this weird face. It was soo funny!! And like 45 minutes later he still wouldnt go to Jon. I told memphis to go give dad a hug and he told me "daddy ka ka" and I said not anymore and he looked me straight in the face and said, "daddy go shit". He was soo serious that Jon and I busted up for like 10 minutes.
So my day was pretty good and Jon seemed to be in a decent mood. But needless to say it didnt last long. Jon headed up to bed before I did and I had left hangers on the bed from doing HIS laundry earlier that day, and he made his side of the bed and pushed the hangers to my side along with the toys that Memphis had left in our bed. I thought that was kinda rude. I finally just said, "thanks alot man" I should have probably just kept my mouth shut but it really pissed me off. I cleaned the house, cooked him a great dinner and even washed his laundry for work and hung them up and he couldnt even make something so small easier for me. I know that it was really nothing but it really pissed me off! He came back and said "i do enough around here why should I clean up something that I didnt do?!" That pissed me off even more, he doesnt do anything around here!! I'm always cleaning up after him, why should I have to clean up something that I didnt do?!! Cuz if I dont, no one will!! Anyways he was all butt hurt after that and told me shit like "Apparently you want to make things in court bad for yourself huh?" and I said "whatever Jon, you can twist and manipulate words to make yourself feel better all you want" and he said "oh so you want to spend 6 months in jail then dont you? thats what you just told me" and all I said after that was "You know what Jon, go ahead and threaten me all you want with this court shit, im not afraid of whats going to happen! Besides my battle there is not with you, its with the state of Kansas!!!" and I rolled over and ignored him for the rest of the night and went to bed.
So I checked my e-mail this morning and I had recieved a pretty funny joke so Im gonna put it here:
Embarrassing Moments
A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag.
Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX SUPER SIZE."
That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN ITH A HAMMER?"
Im sure Ill have more to add later today and I'll try not to go overboard with the quiz thing lol!!