Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I burped loudly in an elevator (-6 points). Last Sunday
karabou and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
dadolphinisdead's purse (30 points). Last Monday I set
theotherjoey's puppy on fire (-66 points). In May I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (608 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
PreciousDeadly
OMG Kara!
Look what you made me do!!!! XD
Happy X-mas to all, and to all a mighty stfu.
Love
Me... Who is still drinking in the new year!