02 [Crack]
I have never been this insulted in my life. Some little kid attacked me earlier today! He bit my arm and almost ruined my hair...he's such a little menace. I meant absolutely no harm at all in calling him a cutie!
What pissed me off, though, was that I had to kick the poor kid where it hurts for him to get off of me. I feel totally bad about it now, but he was asking for it! And Shikamaru-kun, don't think you're off the hook for letting this guy bite me the way he did!
Then that old man tried to say that I wasn't sexy. Pfft, like he knows what being sexy's like. They didn't even know what sexy was back when he was a child! (Yes, that's right. I define sexiness, not Forehead-Girl.)
I'm very inclined to say that both Kiba and Naruto are, well, assholes. Calling me a bitch to my face? Do you value your life, Naruto? And Kiba, while staring at my beautiful chest is flattering, you infuriate me with your rudeness. Therefore, you're not allowed to stare any longer.
Like I said to Tenten, chivalry's dead. Boys from Konoha simply don't know how to treat a lady anymore.
What pissed me off, though, was that I had to kick the poor kid where it hurts for him to get off of me. I feel totally bad about it now, but he was asking for it! And Shikamaru-kun, don't think you're off the hook for letting this guy bite me the way he did!
Then that old man tried to say that I wasn't sexy. Pfft, like he knows what being sexy's like. They didn't even know what sexy was back when he was a child! (Yes, that's right. I define sexiness, not Forehead-Girl.)
I'm very inclined to say that both Kiba and Naruto are, well, assholes. Calling me a bitch to my face? Do you value your life, Naruto? And Kiba, while staring at my beautiful chest is flattering, you infuriate me with your rudeness. Therefore, you're not allowed to stare any longer.
Like I said to Tenten, chivalry's dead. Boys from Konoha simply don't know how to treat a lady anymore.