Another update!
Hey guys, this is definitely Marcus and not Andrew conveniently knowing the password to Marcus' journal and having nothing better to do with his time. Today was fun. I ate meat. Lots of it.
I will now tell some things.
1. The colour orange is the best colour.
2. My real name is "Eduardo." It's from the Hungarian words "eddu" meaning "man" and "arrado" meaning "dragon."
3. Once I tripped over a hobo and my knee hit him in the head. He may or may not have survived the accident.
4. I lust after women who have missing fingers.
5. Canada used to be called Adanac, but Sir John A. MacDonald was dyslexic.
6. One time I carried a mule from a mule farm to my house. The mule farm was far away, but the mule provided milk for my journey.
That is all for now. Expect updates more frequently.
I will now tell some things.
1. The colour orange is the best colour.
2. My real name is "Eduardo." It's from the Hungarian words "eddu" meaning "man" and "arrado" meaning "dragon."
3. Once I tripped over a hobo and my knee hit him in the head. He may or may not have survived the accident.
4. I lust after women who have missing fingers.
5. Canada used to be called Adanac, but Sir John A. MacDonald was dyslexic.
6. One time I carried a mule from a mule farm to my house. The mule farm was far away, but the mule provided milk for my journey.
That is all for now. Expect updates more frequently.