My day
Hey everybody a post! Sorry though I don't have very much interesting to say. Summerschool is kind of crappy although the company is rather good. Its over soon though. Anyway, this will probably have to be some kind of about my day post.
What did I do today?
Yeah so, school first which included a torturous hour of having to go to the washroom but not being allowed cause I'm too stubborn to give up my smoke breaks. Uhh, fast forward quite a few hours, went for a walk with Andrea. Always nice. We were walking down the park having very nice conversation, we sat down for awhile and talked and smoked some cigarettes and then we went walking again. We saw a fox when we were walking across a bridge, it was in the forest. I yelled at it and it timidly left so obviously we ventured into the forest to look for it. The forest is pretty big though and there's a hugeass creek going through it, so we each took a side of the creek. We figured it'd be better to split up for a foxhunt. So anyway, we parted ways and we each went off to brave the forest on our own. A few minutes pass and I have nooo idea where Andrea is, but I turn around and there it is, this goddamn fox right. It looked very majestic so I just looked at it for awhile and it stared right back into my soul with this piercing look. I felt like we really made a connection. Thats when things started to get kind of wild, see, I heard Andrea screaming from across the way. There were many trees in my field of vision as is the nature of a forest, but I knew I had to do something! So anyway next I squinted really hard right, and I made out what was going on - Andrea was cornered by a bear - This huge friggin bear right. It roared and she screamed and I jumped into action. I turned my attention again to the fox which was trotting away from me, we had just made this sweetass connection but he trotted away anyway, I guess he was a pretty sporadic fox. Well, I figured if I had a shot in hell of helping out my good friend across the way, I needed to ride the fox to get there before any real trouble went down, because I'm not very good at running. But anyway, this goddamn fox trotted away from me so how could I ride it to aide my good friend? I knew I needed to help Andrea though so I chased down this goddamn fox, I must have chased it for a mile, everytime I got close it sped up! Finally though, I made a heroic leap onto the fox's back. This is when I realized that its not so easy to get a fox to carry you to your good friend's aide. Lacking knowledge and time, I had only my cunning to rely on, so in no time I tamed my ferocious friend! It ran fast and it ran hard, and it even ran in the right direction. So yeah I get there just in time right, the Bear is going for a swipe but foxy and I leap in its way. The bear's attention shifts. Suddenly its -my- blood he wants! So I dismount, not knowing at all what to expect, and look I didn't know I had it in me either but I wrestled this bear with my own two hands! Bam! Powerbomb! Shizaam! Tombstone! I had it pinned within seconds and on the very first pin I got to three! Anyway I put that bear to shame alright and he got embarrased and walked away. Then Andrea and I rode the fox to safety! Anyway the fox's name was Speedy but if I told you how I know that you wouldn't believe me so I won't even bother.
What did I do today?
Yeah so, school first which included a torturous hour of having to go to the washroom but not being allowed cause I'm too stubborn to give up my smoke breaks. Uhh, fast forward quite a few hours, went for a walk with Andrea. Always nice. We were walking down the park having very nice conversation, we sat down for awhile and talked and smoked some cigarettes and then we went walking again. We saw a fox when we were walking across a bridge, it was in the forest. I yelled at it and it timidly left so obviously we ventured into the forest to look for it. The forest is pretty big though and there's a hugeass creek going through it, so we each took a side of the creek. We figured it'd be better to split up for a foxhunt. So anyway, we parted ways and we each went off to brave the forest on our own. A few minutes pass and I have nooo idea where Andrea is, but I turn around and there it is, this goddamn fox right. It looked very majestic so I just looked at it for awhile and it stared right back into my soul with this piercing look. I felt like we really made a connection. Thats when things started to get kind of wild, see, I heard Andrea screaming from across the way. There were many trees in my field of vision as is the nature of a forest, but I knew I had to do something! So anyway next I squinted really hard right, and I made out what was going on - Andrea was cornered by a bear - This huge friggin bear right. It roared and she screamed and I jumped into action. I turned my attention again to the fox which was trotting away from me, we had just made this sweetass connection but he trotted away anyway, I guess he was a pretty sporadic fox. Well, I figured if I had a shot in hell of helping out my good friend across the way, I needed to ride the fox to get there before any real trouble went down, because I'm not very good at running. But anyway, this goddamn fox trotted away from me so how could I ride it to aide my good friend? I knew I needed to help Andrea though so I chased down this goddamn fox, I must have chased it for a mile, everytime I got close it sped up! Finally though, I made a heroic leap onto the fox's back. This is when I realized that its not so easy to get a fox to carry you to your good friend's aide. Lacking knowledge and time, I had only my cunning to rely on, so in no time I tamed my ferocious friend! It ran fast and it ran hard, and it even ran in the right direction. So yeah I get there just in time right, the Bear is going for a swipe but foxy and I leap in its way. The bear's attention shifts. Suddenly its -my- blood he wants! So I dismount, not knowing at all what to expect, and look I didn't know I had it in me either but I wrestled this bear with my own two hands! Bam! Powerbomb! Shizaam! Tombstone! I had it pinned within seconds and on the very first pin I got to three! Anyway I put that bear to shame alright and he got embarrased and walked away. Then Andrea and I rode the fox to safety! Anyway the fox's name was Speedy but if I told you how I know that you wouldn't believe me so I won't even bother.