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So good to see so many happy faces again this year! I recognize some of you from last year. Guess what! I get to be a counselor this year. [Happy, happy Rose laughter.]

My name's Rose to those of you who don't remember. I'm going to be doing some nature walks, some crafting...really anything. Right now, though, I hear some people are heading out to

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Oh crazy Christian. How we love thee.

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Bird watching? Sure.

And I usually do basket weaving, but I'm sure that you can get...creative. Where did you make that and why do you still have it?

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Bible Camp?

Oh dear god.

Rose. Best. Counselor. Ever.

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What's going to happen? Will he strike me down?

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God doesn't care.

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How dare I? You're not at Bible camp here, little boy.

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Are you offended? Truly?

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Good. First lesson. Learn to be less so.

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But you were so eager before.