First Batch of the Top 5s
I've divided these up between RL things and fic things. RL tonight! Feel free to suggest more lists! This is making me happy. And hopefully you too!
For shaggydogstail
Five ways to welcome pre_raphaelite1 back to journaling:
1. Tackle her with snogging and bondage.
2. Offer her links to what you've written in her absence. Then be patient with her if it takes a while to get through everything and poke her again if she still hasn't read what you linked her because she's forgetful when her brain is functioning at normal levels and it's rubbish now.
3. Agree in a stroke of madness to write a drabble for her that is sure to squick everyone but her.
4. Comment on the meager fics she's scraped out in the last six weeks.
5. Just say hi and give her a hug.
For redpiratemel
Five Eveel Plots for Lumos 2006:
1. Two words: Marauders strippers
2. Convince everyone that Minerva is a hot sex kitten.
2. Make sure that more people deserve the "I got a hickey from pre_raphaelite1" icon that was made in the wake of TWH.
3. Find out exactly what happens when you combine alcohol, a room of HP fans, and one Snake-shaped dildo
5. All four of the aforementioned plots done at the same time.
For xellas
Top Five ways to get arrested at Lumos:
1. See #5 above. Add "in public".
2. Allowing Tom Riddle full control of xellas's brain. (Naturally this will result in other people getting arrested and may or may not involve a certain item listed above.)
3. Wearing anything from the new clothing line of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes.
4. Making, selling, and/or using your own version of Amortentia
5. Asking strangers if they want to polish your wand... without using their hands.
For marilla82
Five Ways to Squick marilla82:
1. Write anything that pairs Remus or Sirius with some one other than each other.
2. Write Minerva/anyone.
3. Write bestiality, fisting, MPreg, incest, dub-con, or student/teacher relationships.
4. Do it all in the same fic.
5. Make her love it.
Five Ways to Enjoy A Sunday Afternoon:
1. Having sex in the afternoon. Twice. First time hard and fast; the second time wonderfully languid, drifting hands, gentle lips.
2. Walking up the Royal Mile then down George IV to the Elephant House for a cup of tea and a view of the castle.
3. Taking a nap on the couch in the front room, basking in the warmth of the sun.
4. Sitting on the deck of a cruise ship; writing, drinking a mai tai, and watching the water go by.
5. RPing so intently that everything else is forgotten.
Five Ways to Make a Shower More Enjoyable:
1. Have a constant supply of hot water.
2. Share it with a friend.
3. Share it with two friends.
4. Share it with two friends and lots of soap
5. Share it with two friends, lots of soap, and waterproof vibrators.
For written_doodles
Top Five Ways to Screw in a Light Bulb:
1. Make someone else do it.
2. Erm. Is there another way? *giggles*
3. Pretend your my brother and stand in place then wait for the world to revolve around you.
4. Combine chewing gum, chopsticks and an old girdle into a MacGuyver worthy tool for the process.
5. Naked after you took all the light bulbs out so you could light the room by candles instead.
For katilara
Top Five Creative Ways to Raise Money for Slashfest PEI:
1. Work as a free-lance pleasure flogger at local Renaissance faires.
2. Convince PBS to hold a fund drive for pornless perverts.
3. Make a healthy profit by selling tickets to the Lumos Marauders Strippers Extravaganza.
4. Apply for scholarship fund from the university by convincing them that this is necessary research for my dissertation.
5. Auction off the items pictured below.
For shaggydogstail
Five favourite pairs of knickers (illustrated):
For shaggydogstail
Five ways to welcome pre_raphaelite1 back to journaling:
1. Tackle her with snogging and bondage.
2. Offer her links to what you've written in her absence. Then be patient with her if it takes a while to get through everything and poke her again if she still hasn't read what you linked her because she's forgetful when her brain is functioning at normal levels and it's rubbish now.
3. Agree in a stroke of madness to write a drabble for her that is sure to squick everyone but her.
4. Comment on the meager fics she's scraped out in the last six weeks.
5. Just say hi and give her a hug.
For redpiratemel
Five Eveel Plots for Lumos 2006:
1. Two words: Marauders strippers
2. Convince everyone that Minerva is a hot sex kitten.
2. Make sure that more people deserve the "I got a hickey from pre_raphaelite1" icon that was made in the wake of TWH.
3. Find out exactly what happens when you combine alcohol, a room of HP fans, and one Snake-shaped dildo
5. All four of the aforementioned plots done at the same time.
For xellas
Top Five ways to get arrested at Lumos:
1. See #5 above. Add "in public".
2. Allowing Tom Riddle full control of xellas's brain. (Naturally this will result in other people getting arrested and may or may not involve a certain item listed above.)
3. Wearing anything from the new clothing line of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes.
4. Making, selling, and/or using your own version of Amortentia
5. Asking strangers if they want to polish your wand... without using their hands.
For marilla82
Five Ways to Squick marilla82:
1. Write anything that pairs Remus or Sirius with some one other than each other.
2. Write Minerva/anyone.
3. Write bestiality, fisting, MPreg, incest, dub-con, or student/teacher relationships.
4. Do it all in the same fic.
5. Make her love it.
Five Ways to Enjoy A Sunday Afternoon:
1. Having sex in the afternoon. Twice. First time hard and fast; the second time wonderfully languid, drifting hands, gentle lips.
2. Walking up the Royal Mile then down George IV to the Elephant House for a cup of tea and a view of the castle.
3. Taking a nap on the couch in the front room, basking in the warmth of the sun.
4. Sitting on the deck of a cruise ship; writing, drinking a mai tai, and watching the water go by.
5. RPing so intently that everything else is forgotten.
Five Ways to Make a Shower More Enjoyable:
1. Have a constant supply of hot water.
2. Share it with a friend.
3. Share it with two friends.
4. Share it with two friends and lots of soap
5. Share it with two friends, lots of soap, and waterproof vibrators.
For written_doodles
Top Five Ways to Screw in a Light Bulb:
1. Make someone else do it.
2. Erm. Is there another way? *giggles*
3. Pretend your my brother and stand in place then wait for the world to revolve around you.
4. Combine chewing gum, chopsticks and an old girdle into a MacGuyver worthy tool for the process.
5. Naked after you took all the light bulbs out so you could light the room by candles instead.
For katilara
Top Five Creative Ways to Raise Money for Slashfest PEI:
1. Work as a free-lance pleasure flogger at local Renaissance faires.
2. Convince PBS to hold a fund drive for pornless perverts.
3. Make a healthy profit by selling tickets to the Lumos Marauders Strippers Extravaganza.
4. Apply for scholarship fund from the university by convincing them that this is necessary research for my dissertation.
5. Auction off the items pictured below.
For shaggydogstail
Five favourite pairs of knickers (illustrated):