Waited all my life

[prdem]

So I'm supposed to be approaching Missouri en route to Texas right now. However, I'm sitting in my bed at my parents' house, watching a Colbert Report rerun. Why? Because I am deathly ill. Hopefully we can leave tomorrow. Pray to Allah, Yahweh, God, etc. for me.

Comments

[heavnlysin]

I would pray to Allah for your timely recovery, Tommy. But then he'd call me a flip-flopper.

[jeremaineiac]

This is Yahweh's punishment for deciding to go to that land you call "Texas".