Family Parties...
Yesterday was my sisters family birthday party. Which are always gay like liberals. A bunch of little shitheads running around MY house fucking with MY personal property, and destroying MY eardrums. Today I realized that one of my cousins, and all her friends are little Leominster prositots. I hate society. The highlight of the evening came when my neighbor's kids came to the top of my hill and yelled to them to play, so they decided picking a fight is much more fun. So I came out and one of the neighbor's shitheads called one of my family's shitheads a shithead and they were like "HE CALLED ME A SHHHHH HEAD" and I said "Go ahead, say shithead, you are one." and then my Prostitot cousin's friend starts talking 3rd grade smack (IE "You eat doo doo, mommas boy.") So the neighbors say "I'm gonna get you. Wait one second" they run back so they can get a FOOTBALL so they can throw it at us. Have you heard of a fucking rock? Its not too intimidating to throw a goddamn football at someone. You catch it, the end. But so anyway... my smallest cousin is god. he says "You wanna fight? I'm spiderman!" That kid is sick. Except later in the day, he shit his pants. But ANYWAY, they throw the football at us, I catch it and heave it, and I swear to god, the six year old neighbor boy said "Holy Shit!"... but in reality, it was a pretty weak throw, I havent thrown shit in years. Plus I think it was a barney ball. Then we had 3rd grade Karate going on in my back yard, and I told the neighbors they better run, and that my cousins were blackbelts, and they ran away for the night.
Then my sister opened the card I made her. It had random assed shit I found in the magazine taped to it with masking tape, and I didnt attempt to cover the tape, and so it was a mess and brilliant. And I gave her $20.21...
Then when I felt like making everyone leave I played drums as loud as possible and actually learned something haha. Family gatherings suck.
Tomarrow I go to Ayer with Bryan. Bitch.