[Blog] This is Veronika's version of trippin' balls.

[pravdadomina]

I was drinking water today.

And-

I think I blacked out, but that does not matter!

Because, as soon as I awoke, I had a sudden epiphany.

I have realized that I have chosen the wrong professions. Professions that cannot win me love.

I need to embrace this normative femininity of mine. Fully. Completely.

I want a baby.

And I have composed a list of men that I believe capable to give me one.

Or else.

Oh, also.

I cannot remember why I have a pair of handcuffs in my bedroom or why my basement is locked- but these handcuffs seem helpful. Perhaps not something that will allow me to embrace a normative level of femininity...I should practice. I should dote on the future father of my future child. It is only right, I think.

[The men on that list? Francis Bonnefoy and Dewi Ainsworth -- to name a few, of course. Unless anyone else wants to be added. :U]