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Forge

Mar 05, 2011 17:26

"Hello? I don't have to polish this thing, do I?"

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Voice. supercilious May 3 2011, 05:05:04 UTC

You didn't have to do that. I wouldn't have harmed her.

Voice. pratservant May 3 2011, 13:23:22 UTC

I know you wouldn't. [Pause] Pretty sure she would've been doing everything in her power to put you on your royal backside though.

Voice. supercilious May 3 2011, 13:51:12 UTC

And of course would have been sorely disappointed when she failed to succeed.

Voice. pratservant May 3 2011, 13:59:57 UTC

...Of course, Sire.

I just can't let anyone else be your servant, even for a week. Then you might realize what a half-assed job I really do.

Voice. supercilious May 3 2011, 14:13:02 UTC

God forbid. What have you been telling this wench? She seems quite insistent that I'm a tyrant and you're a forlorn waif who shouldn't be forced into such abominable slavery.

Voice. pratservant May 3 2011, 14:29:10 UTC

I know Steph's a bit strong-willed, but I'm sure her intentions are good.

I believe it might have something to do with my ears. They seem to be a very popular feature where she's from.

Voice. supercilious May 3 2011, 21:57:17 UTC

Your ears?

. . . You know, Merlin, if you're pursuing romance, you don't have to hide it from me. Even if the lady in question is a bit of a harridan.

Voice. pratservant May 3 2011, 23:06:21 UTC

Pursuing ro-

She is just a friend. And I would not try to hide it from you. I'd just tell you to mind your own damn business.

Voice. supercilious May 3 2011, 23:31:37 UTC

I suppose since your affair with Morgana ended so tragically, that's understandable.

Voice. pratservant May 3 2011, 23:56:52 UTC

[Could he be any more horrified? No, I don't think he can.]

Nothing ended with Morgana because there was nothing there to begin with!

And before you say that I'm still in denial, I assure that I am not nor was I ever in denial! [He denies that there ever was a denial!]

Voice. supercilious May 4 2011, 01:59:44 UTC

You brought her flowers! You visited her chambers unaccompanied at ridiculous hours! You moped for days on end when she disappeared!

Voice. pratservant May 4 2011, 02:20:59 UTC

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And you got that I had feelings for her out of that?

Voice. supercilious May 4 2011, 02:28:50 UTC

What else!

Voice. pratservant May 4 2011, 02:57:55 UTC

Oh, I don't know, maybe all the stuff I told you the first time? That I was trying to cheer her up? That I didn't want you to get the wrong idea? That sort of thing?

Voice. supercilious May 4 2011, 04:14:54 UTC

I assumed you were being coy.

Voice. pratservant May 4 2011, 04:26:46 UTC

Mm. Really isn't my style.

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