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Simple facts that seem to elude the idiots we call society:
-Popping your collar is dumb, stupid, idiotic, retarded, generic, and makes you look like a tool, which you most likely are.
-Emo haircuts don't make you look emotional, and they certainly don't make you look "cool". Why waste money on a haircut like that when you can kick your own ass for free?
-Conor Oberst is a pretentious, suburban tool. Bob Dylan is not a pretentious, suburban tool. Therefore, Conor Oberst is not the next Bob Dylan. GET OVER IT.
-Wristbands are for tennis players and marathon masturbators. They are not for guitarists of crappy alternative pop-rock bands and Warped Tour stoners.
-Twirly color guard tricks with a guitar = YOU'RE A PUSSY.
-Civics aren't fast; quit putting shit on them that makes them look like a fucking Transformer.
-Reading Pitchfork daily does not automatically give you indie cred.
Feel free to add more.
-Popping your collar is dumb, stupid, idiotic, retarded, generic, and makes you look like a tool, which you most likely are.
-Emo haircuts don't make you look emotional, and they certainly don't make you look "cool". Why waste money on a haircut like that when you can kick your own ass for free?
-Conor Oberst is a pretentious, suburban tool. Bob Dylan is not a pretentious, suburban tool. Therefore, Conor Oberst is not the next Bob Dylan. GET OVER IT.
-Wristbands are for tennis players and marathon masturbators. They are not for guitarists of crappy alternative pop-rock bands and Warped Tour stoners.
-Twirly color guard tricks with a guitar = YOU'RE A PUSSY.
-Civics aren't fast; quit putting shit on them that makes them look like a fucking Transformer.
-Reading Pitchfork daily does not automatically give you indie cred.
Feel free to add more.