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Oh how Idaho is keeping me down. Actually not at all. If I'm ever a waitress I think I'll pretend to be foreign, like Finnish or something perhaps and have an accent. Peolpe always tip forgieners more. Like tonight me and the whole family went to some resturant and our waitress was all like oh me and my accent and oh how i love de Amerycans. And she was like oh vrink more vine but my mom was like no ill be obese and only give meg a small glass, but little did she know...
Then after that great funtion we did a white elephant gift exchange. I got a dolie thang a wierd tote that says like center of dreams and a soft porn novel called A Man. My Dad got the skankiest little thong i have ever seen then also the biggest pair of granny panites I have ever seen. Basically I stole them. They are incredible. Oh basically if you dont know what a white elehpant is you just bring like crappy things peolpe have given you in the past as gifts or just things lying around your house then peolpe get a number and they pick a gift out of the pill and you can exchange its all very festive.
Then later we made ice cream sundeas and every one was like mer isn't life as an over 30 year old just faboulus. And I was like you guys don't mind me I'll just gorge myself and whip cream and bananas. But it got better when my cousin hooked me up with some airplane bottles of jack and such. It was all very under the table. You know how I roll.
Eww tommrow I have to go on a hike. Good thing I'm in such great shape. Too bad today I got winnded after going up a flight of stairs.
Then after that great funtion we did a white elephant gift exchange. I got a dolie thang a wierd tote that says like center of dreams and a soft porn novel called A Man. My Dad got the skankiest little thong i have ever seen then also the biggest pair of granny panites I have ever seen. Basically I stole them. They are incredible. Oh basically if you dont know what a white elehpant is you just bring like crappy things peolpe have given you in the past as gifts or just things lying around your house then peolpe get a number and they pick a gift out of the pill and you can exchange its all very festive.
Then later we made ice cream sundeas and every one was like mer isn't life as an over 30 year old just faboulus. And I was like you guys don't mind me I'll just gorge myself and whip cream and bananas. But it got better when my cousin hooked me up with some airplane bottles of jack and such. It was all very under the table. You know how I roll.
Eww tommrow I have to go on a hike. Good thing I'm in such great shape. Too bad today I got winnded after going up a flight of stairs.