But I have a new Food Network crush.
Dave Lieberman and his show
"Good Deal with Dave Lieberman". While you have a luscious rack, sexy hair, gravity defying wardrobe and ridiculously calorie laden foods, he is broad shouldered, tanned, polite, goofy smiled, crazy handsome and he cooks delicious elegant and surprisingly simple food stuff at the cheapest rate possible. I think it was the episode on cooking a full on French Bistro style meal for $10 bucks and how embarrassed he was that the shallots made him 'tear up' that really got me. It was adorable. Add to which he served it to his Mom which just made my knees go weak (I just love it when big strong guys are nice to their Moms it makes me want to have sex with them against the wall).
I'm really jonesing for his new book
Young and Hungry (Rwar!) Check out those shoulders! Seriously! Imagine how many egg whites he could beat!
I've begun to schedule my workout at the YMCA around when his show is on so that I can watch it while I run (somehow the time just flies by when I'm watching him make puff pastry, rubbing meat or kneading bread).
I should probably go have a cold shower.