Top Ten Things to do in Walmart
10. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store
9. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
8. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.
7. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.
6. go to automotives get one of the things you roll under cars with and get 3-4 people on it and roll down the isle...when asked say you are training for the olypmics. then yell Team America Bobsledding. Then continue on...until of course you are kicked out.
5. Get sveral of the Beta-fish that they have in the little jars and stack them neatly on the shelve by the Tuna. Then put a sign next to them that reads: Fresh Tuna
4. Curl up in the pillow bin and sleep.
3. Find a red fox costume and a trenchcoat/sunglasses. Dress up in the coat and glasses, bring a chair somewhere trafficked, and sit conspicuously. Stand and ask random people "Are you the Red Fox?" Meanwhile have someone in the fox costume walking obviously behind him. If the person points him out to you, turn but pretend not to see him. (Or use any animal costume available, substituting in its name.)
2. Go through the fake flower section, make a bouquet and hair piece from flowers. Have a mock wedding, complete with bride, groom (borrow dress jacket from mens section), priest, and angry ex-girlfriend to object to the wedding. use the flower aisle as the wedding aisle, and say the vows right under the flower archway.
1. Go to that big bouncy ball tower and start throwing balls at people saying "GO PIKACHU GO!"
9. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
8. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.
7. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.
6. go to automotives get one of the things you roll under cars with and get 3-4 people on it and roll down the isle...when asked say you are training for the olypmics. then yell Team America Bobsledding. Then continue on...until of course you are kicked out.
5. Get sveral of the Beta-fish that they have in the little jars and stack them neatly on the shelve by the Tuna. Then put a sign next to them that reads: Fresh Tuna
4. Curl up in the pillow bin and sleep.
3. Find a red fox costume and a trenchcoat/sunglasses. Dress up in the coat and glasses, bring a chair somewhere trafficked, and sit conspicuously. Stand and ask random people "Are you the Red Fox?" Meanwhile have someone in the fox costume walking obviously behind him. If the person points him out to you, turn but pretend not to see him. (Or use any animal costume available, substituting in its name.)
2. Go through the fake flower section, make a bouquet and hair piece from flowers. Have a mock wedding, complete with bride, groom (borrow dress jacket from mens section), priest, and angry ex-girlfriend to object to the wedding. use the flower aisle as the wedding aisle, and say the vows right under the flower archway.
1. Go to that big bouncy ball tower and start throwing balls at people saying "GO PIKACHU GO!"