Dec 28, 2007 13:05
1. My name is: Malcolm
2. My nickname is: iX, Progsis, Mal, it really depends on what we're looking at.
3. I secretly want to be called: by a famous celebrity via telephone telling me that the president has been kidnapped by ninjas and am I a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
4. My Phobia is: a secret to everyone.
5. I am currently: Writing a meme!
6. I have this many keys on my keyring: You lose. 2.
7. I have a weird picture of Sergei Rachmaninoff staring at me: No, but I think I'll put on Concerto No. 2 now.
8. If I could be lost in any nebula in space, it would be: sassy and hilarious.
9. I am filling out this meme because: it's more beneficial than you.
10. My favorite size of battery is: Lithium.
11. My least favorite food is: spinach.
12. My favorite Tetris block is: Stick.
13. My favorite ballet is: Non applicable?
14. My least favorite size of battery is: 4.5 Volt.
15. If I could be any animal, I would be a: Giant space monster that inevitably comes to destroy earth, but is thwarted by several charismatic youths in an epic quest to stop me. Over the course of the journey, the non playable character accompanying them will betray them and assist me until the third disc, when he/she is predictably enveloped by the light of my giant space monster beam, in which I will proceed to fly around the world or maybe hide somewhere like on the moon. During the fourth disc, they will follow me, we'll battle, and some epic event will happen that the heroes will find a way to reflect upon, then the credits will roll, there will be orchestral music playing, and possibly an epilogue if the company's budget allowed for one.
16. I am a liar: Sometimes.
17. I fully understand that all answers I post here become the property of Max Brown, and will be retained, used, sold, and traded with the devil for awesome superpowers and for quality and survey purposes: Max isn't real, so he has no property.
18. New wave is the shit: At times.
19. If I could have my face put on any coin, it would be the: Quarter.
20. Holy crap I made it to twenty questions: /golfclap.
21. I'm still writing this meme because: There's like 2 things left.
22. Billy, Bobby, Betty, and Sniper are in a race. Billy beats Betty in the swimming segment, but Bobby eats more pie than Sniper. Betty's favorite colour is Blue, but Sniper's outfit is green (and sometimes orange). Which train will arrive in Delaware first?: Batman.
23: I play the game: Yes, but I lost earlier in question 6.