A survey, a collection of questions and answers.
What does your name mean?: Edward, a king's name which means "blessed guard." Leser (Lesser, spelling changed at Elis Isle due to possible anti-semetic ancestry?), custodian of a forest, game keeper.
How old are you?: 23
How old are you mentally (as in are you mature?)?: Each thought is a moment which is here and here no more.
Describe yourself in 5 words: Imaginative, Thoughtful, Arrogant, Caring, Open.
What are your worst qualities: Arrogence and an occasional strict adherance to dogma.
What are your best qualities: I believe in great compassion.
How long does it take you get ready in the morning: Depends... am I waking up for a reason?
~SLEEP~
Do you dream at night?: Yes
Do you remember your dreams?: Not usually.
Describe one: Most recent dream I remembered, I was visiting my mechanic and having a chat with him about something or another.
What time do you go to bed usually?: Whenever.
What time do you wake up normally?: Whenever.
What time do you wake on weekends?: Whenever.
Do you find waking late nice or annoying?: When I have shit to do, annoying.
Do you sleep with one pillow or two?: One
~SCHOOL~
Do you like school?: High School, I liked my teachers. College, I began to appreciate my classmates more, and in Grad School, I have reached a new height of thoughtful discussion and free exchange of ideas.
Why/why not?: See Above.
Whats your favorite subject?: Psychology, Theology, Biology.
Most hated subject?: Phylosophy
Do you have a favorite teacher?: Yes
Ever had a crush on a teacher?: Yes
Are you a math/science person or an english/drama person?: Science, not Math
~FRIENDS~
Do you have heaps of friends?: No? Yes? What is it to have "heaps" of friends?
Do you have a best friend?: Nope
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?: Women
Do you ever get annoyed at any friend?: Yes, human relationships are difficult things.
Have you ever lied to a friend?: Yes.
Have you ever stolen a friend's girlfriend?: No, have I tried, Yes, and I rightfully deserved my failure.
~FAMILY~
Do you like your parents?: Yes
Ever run away from home?: When I was a wee babe, sure.
Ever thought about it?: Yes.
Do you have any siblings?: Yes
If so, do you like or get annoyed with them?: Occasionally
How old are they?: 26
Do you feel your parents spoil you?: I suppose.
Do you not get along with any of your family?: I suppose?
Do you have big family get togethers ever?: Yes, Christmas, but it's really only a matter of the Leser's and the Lederways visiting the Boslers (spelling?), whom have had the kindness to accept my clan as part of their own for the Holidays.
~RELATIONSHIPS~
Do you have a girlfriend? Not at this moment.
If so, are you in love with her? See above.
Does she love you? See above the see above.
Do you have a crush?: Yes, a few.
If so, are you in love? At this moment, I would say no, I do not romantically love the person(s) I have crushed upon.
Do they know you like her? Maybe, if they do they haven't told me.
~SEX~
Ever had sex?: Nope
Do you believe that a person shouldnt have sex before marriage?: Marriage, the concept of an eternal and permanent bond between individuals? That can't be what you're asking so I will add my own interpretation. I believe that only in a commited and loving relationship is there a place for physical intimacy.
Believe in casual sex?: Do I believe I should have sex casually? Or that I should have sex with multiple partners? To the former, yes, sex at it's root is much like eating or sleeping, an event to attend to which has only it's own intrinsic meaning and the meaning that people give it. For sex to truely be understood, there must be an understanding between partners as to the expectations and attachments each has on sex, and an agreement that those expectations and attachments are OK with each partner. Only then can sex be casual (in other words, when Hell has frozen and pigs fly). To the latter, no, I would prefer a single partner... I have trouble remembering my own name.
When do you plan/when did you lose your virginity?: Why would I plan to lose it? What is it with your overstuffed frat-boy view of human sexual practices?!
Did you regret it?: Can I regret nothing? Yes. Will I regret nothing, No.
~RELIGION~
Do you have a religion?: Sure.
Do you go to church?: No.
Do you believe in God?: Yes.
Satan?: Is that a question? Satan is God, God is Satan. God and No God, all in one moment and never again.
Heaven?: Can I simply attend to my life here as I live it?
Hell?: No.
If you died tomorrow what do you believe will happen to you?: The big pink pixie in the sky will swoop down and take me to the rainbow bridge of Bifrost and I will wave to Heimdall and arive in the Halls of Valhalla to become one of the Einerjar, forever to feast on boar and mead, honing my martial skills, until I am called to fight the Ettins at Ragnarok. How the hell should I know?! AM I DEAD? No.
Does death scare you?: At times I am mindful of death, and know the possibility of my existance ending, but what really ends?
~MORALS~
Have you ever been drunk?: No
Taken drugs?: No.
Stolen?: I forget?
Shoplifted?: No.
Tried to commit suicide?: Once, but never what would be considered a "viable and logical plan."
Lied to a boyfriend or girlfriend?: No, yes, maybe, I don't know.
Gotten into a fight?: Yes.
Are you more innocent or guilty?: I am neither.
~MEDIA~
Do you watch tons of TV?: Too much.
How many times have you been to the movies in the past 6 months?: 4
Do you listen to the radio often?: No
Do you read the newspaper?: No
Do you read magazines?: E-zines, sometimes.
Are you a couch potato?: No.
Do you use the internet too much?: Yes.
~MUSIC~
Whats your favorite style of music? Style? Rock. Genre? Classical.
Do you play an instrument?: No.
Do you sing?: Sure.
Whats your favorite band?: Seven Mary Three
Why?: Why not?
Have you met them before?: Met, no, though I have seen them in person.
Name 3 cds that youve bought in that last year: Dislocation, 7M3
Why did you buy them?: My favorite band's disc, sitting lonely in a discount bin, out of my wallet the money flows, into the player the CD goes.
~PERSONALITY~
Are you funny or serious?: Serious?
Creative or not?: Yes.
Logical thinker or lateral thinker?: Thinker tinker.
Are you outgoing or shy?: Shy
Are you lazy or active?: Lazy
Have you ever been hyperactive?: Yes
Are you a naturally hyperactive person?: Yes
~LOOKS~
Are you happy with the way you look?: Pudgy around the edges and balding? Yes.
What would you change?: Nothing.
Do you wear makeup regularly?: Make up is an illusion.
Do you have a large wardrobe?: No.
~MONEY~
Do you have a job?: No,
Do you like it?: Not having a job? I want a career damn it.
Are you a saver or a spender?: Saver.
Do you work hard or slack off?: I work to meet the task.
Have you ever been fired?: No.
Have you ever been in trouble at work?: No.
Ever made a major mistake?: What? Of course... why is this question here?!
Ever had money stolen from you?: Sure.
Are you always broke?: Of course!
~EMBARASSING MOMENTS~
Your all time most embarassing moment?: I dunno? Can't really remember?
Ever snorted drink out your nose?: Yes.
Ever giggled like an idiot?: Yes
Ever embarassed yourself and pretended nothing happened?: Nothing happend, what are you looking at?
Ever tripped in front of someone you liked?: Yup.
Ever said something really stupid?: Yes
Ever snorted while laughing?: Yes
Ever fallen off a bed?: Yes
Ever sleepwalked?: No
Ever sleeptalked?: I have no idea.
How old are you?: 23
How old are you mentally (as in are you mature?)?: Each thought is a moment which is here and here no more.
Describe yourself in 5 words: Imaginative, Thoughtful, Arrogant, Caring, Open.
What are your worst qualities: Arrogence and an occasional strict adherance to dogma.
What are your best qualities: I believe in great compassion.
How long does it take you get ready in the morning: Depends... am I waking up for a reason?
~SLEEP~
Do you dream at night?: Yes
Do you remember your dreams?: Not usually.
Describe one: Most recent dream I remembered, I was visiting my mechanic and having a chat with him about something or another.
What time do you go to bed usually?: Whenever.
What time do you wake up normally?: Whenever.
What time do you wake on weekends?: Whenever.
Do you find waking late nice or annoying?: When I have shit to do, annoying.
Do you sleep with one pillow or two?: One
~SCHOOL~
Do you like school?: High School, I liked my teachers. College, I began to appreciate my classmates more, and in Grad School, I have reached a new height of thoughtful discussion and free exchange of ideas.
Why/why not?: See Above.
Whats your favorite subject?: Psychology, Theology, Biology.
Most hated subject?: Phylosophy
Do you have a favorite teacher?: Yes
Ever had a crush on a teacher?: Yes
Are you a math/science person or an english/drama person?: Science, not Math
~FRIENDS~
Do you have heaps of friends?: No? Yes? What is it to have "heaps" of friends?
Do you have a best friend?: Nope
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?: Women
Do you ever get annoyed at any friend?: Yes, human relationships are difficult things.
Have you ever lied to a friend?: Yes.
Have you ever stolen a friend's girlfriend?: No, have I tried, Yes, and I rightfully deserved my failure.
~FAMILY~
Do you like your parents?: Yes
Ever run away from home?: When I was a wee babe, sure.
Ever thought about it?: Yes.
Do you have any siblings?: Yes
If so, do you like or get annoyed with them?: Occasionally
How old are they?: 26
Do you feel your parents spoil you?: I suppose.
Do you not get along with any of your family?: I suppose?
Do you have big family get togethers ever?: Yes, Christmas, but it's really only a matter of the Leser's and the Lederways visiting the Boslers (spelling?), whom have had the kindness to accept my clan as part of their own for the Holidays.
~RELATIONSHIPS~
Do you have a girlfriend? Not at this moment.
If so, are you in love with her? See above.
Does she love you? See above the see above.
Do you have a crush?: Yes, a few.
If so, are you in love? At this moment, I would say no, I do not romantically love the person(s) I have crushed upon.
Do they know you like her? Maybe, if they do they haven't told me.
~SEX~
Ever had sex?: Nope
Do you believe that a person shouldnt have sex before marriage?: Marriage, the concept of an eternal and permanent bond between individuals? That can't be what you're asking so I will add my own interpretation. I believe that only in a commited and loving relationship is there a place for physical intimacy.
Believe in casual sex?: Do I believe I should have sex casually? Or that I should have sex with multiple partners? To the former, yes, sex at it's root is much like eating or sleeping, an event to attend to which has only it's own intrinsic meaning and the meaning that people give it. For sex to truely be understood, there must be an understanding between partners as to the expectations and attachments each has on sex, and an agreement that those expectations and attachments are OK with each partner. Only then can sex be casual (in other words, when Hell has frozen and pigs fly). To the latter, no, I would prefer a single partner... I have trouble remembering my own name.
When do you plan/when did you lose your virginity?: Why would I plan to lose it? What is it with your overstuffed frat-boy view of human sexual practices?!
Did you regret it?: Can I regret nothing? Yes. Will I regret nothing, No.
~RELIGION~
Do you have a religion?: Sure.
Do you go to church?: No.
Do you believe in God?: Yes.
Satan?: Is that a question? Satan is God, God is Satan. God and No God, all in one moment and never again.
Heaven?: Can I simply attend to my life here as I live it?
Hell?: No.
If you died tomorrow what do you believe will happen to you?: The big pink pixie in the sky will swoop down and take me to the rainbow bridge of Bifrost and I will wave to Heimdall and arive in the Halls of Valhalla to become one of the Einerjar, forever to feast on boar and mead, honing my martial skills, until I am called to fight the Ettins at Ragnarok. How the hell should I know?! AM I DEAD? No.
Does death scare you?: At times I am mindful of death, and know the possibility of my existance ending, but what really ends?
~MORALS~
Have you ever been drunk?: No
Taken drugs?: No.
Stolen?: I forget?
Shoplifted?: No.
Tried to commit suicide?: Once, but never what would be considered a "viable and logical plan."
Lied to a boyfriend or girlfriend?: No, yes, maybe, I don't know.
Gotten into a fight?: Yes.
Are you more innocent or guilty?: I am neither.
~MEDIA~
Do you watch tons of TV?: Too much.
How many times have you been to the movies in the past 6 months?: 4
Do you listen to the radio often?: No
Do you read the newspaper?: No
Do you read magazines?: E-zines, sometimes.
Are you a couch potato?: No.
Do you use the internet too much?: Yes.
~MUSIC~
Whats your favorite style of music? Style? Rock. Genre? Classical.
Do you play an instrument?: No.
Do you sing?: Sure.
Whats your favorite band?: Seven Mary Three
Why?: Why not?
Have you met them before?: Met, no, though I have seen them in person.
Name 3 cds that youve bought in that last year: Dislocation, 7M3
Why did you buy them?: My favorite band's disc, sitting lonely in a discount bin, out of my wallet the money flows, into the player the CD goes.
~PERSONALITY~
Are you funny or serious?: Serious?
Creative or not?: Yes.
Logical thinker or lateral thinker?: Thinker tinker.
Are you outgoing or shy?: Shy
Are you lazy or active?: Lazy
Have you ever been hyperactive?: Yes
Are you a naturally hyperactive person?: Yes
~LOOKS~
Are you happy with the way you look?: Pudgy around the edges and balding? Yes.
What would you change?: Nothing.
Do you wear makeup regularly?: Make up is an illusion.
Do you have a large wardrobe?: No.
~MONEY~
Do you have a job?: No,
Do you like it?: Not having a job? I want a career damn it.
Are you a saver or a spender?: Saver.
Do you work hard or slack off?: I work to meet the task.
Have you ever been fired?: No.
Have you ever been in trouble at work?: No.
Ever made a major mistake?: What? Of course... why is this question here?!
Ever had money stolen from you?: Sure.
Are you always broke?: Of course!
~EMBARASSING MOMENTS~
Your all time most embarassing moment?: I dunno? Can't really remember?
Ever snorted drink out your nose?: Yes.
Ever giggled like an idiot?: Yes
Ever embarassed yourself and pretended nothing happened?: Nothing happend, what are you looking at?
Ever tripped in front of someone you liked?: Yup.
Ever said something really stupid?: Yes
Ever snorted while laughing?: Yes
Ever fallen off a bed?: Yes
Ever sleepwalked?: No
Ever sleeptalked?: I have no idea.