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[praenomenepoch]

eating this salsberry "veggie" steak was most likely the wrong move, but i shall carry on with the entry in spite of this vile, and supposedly edible adversity...*phone rings...crushing news delivered*...well it seems it's the worlds turn to dump on everyone today...now a lonely night with sean, staring sean, with specialguest sean, music

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[stupid_car]

are you lonely because of stephen harper? i am confused. but then...i just had 7-odd drinks and it's taking me an unusually long time to type this out correctly, so maybe you should just ignore this?

[praenomenepoch]

i will not ignore this comment, in fact it has been jotted down in my "book of things to never forget under penalty of being crushed by a comicallylarge spoon". no i am not lonely, not yet at least, this is more a punishment, as i would not opt for dates if i did not consider them some form of torture...oh yeah, these dates are not just for the ladies, no the boys, and beasts can opt in for a good time due to my inability to vote...but most beasts cannot vote, so if luck will have it, i get to stay clear of dinner talk with them...

sean says: "so what do you think the best soup on the menu is my kind waiter?"

*beast eats waiter...then parts of table...then rushes a table of obese children*

actually that'd be a great date...any beasts that read my LJ vote??

[fstopandinertia]

i voted, for the second time in my short life...

[anonymous]

Ohhhhh,
Can I wear my pink frilly dress to this date Sean? Can I, can I, can I? Or if the pink is too much, I can opt for the Pippy Longstocking covered in blood look, which I find to be a little presumptuous but nonetheless an instant classic. I know, you're probably thinking: "Chris is too damn cool to look like a pre-pubescent girl covered in her own life essence." and I couldn't agree more, I am super cool, but even us really cool people have layers, so just back off!!! So you didn't vote eh? Have those guys in the white suits arrived at your house yet? You know they'll only go away with $43,000 in extortion money and one of your vital organs right? In any case, I must be gone. Hoping you find this before the guys in the white suits.

Your super cool comrade in mayhem,

-Chris

[_mardoufox_]

you didn't vote??? terrible.
its like a 8 minute walk to vote from your house sean.

see you wednesday.

[terr]

if you eat dinner with me you must dress up as, and impersonate, gorbachev.

[praenomenepoch]

if you have read the waver, all you need do is get me the stuffs to dress as gorbachev, and set your dinner date...!

see you at the resturant comrade!