So this is Disco Rayonette. She is a the worst Family Sim ever. Her secondary aspiration is Knowledge and her lifetime want is to have 6 grandbrats.
Oh, wait:
Neat: 6
Outgoing: 4
Active: 3
Playful: 3
Nice: 9
She moved into a 4x4. These are Disco’s digs.
Like all new founding Sims (or all of my founding Sims), she spends her first day painting. As soon as Mr. Humble brought Disco her new shiny computer (see top corner), she ditched the easel and played games for a really long time until I forced her to get a job in Journalism.
So the Welcome Wagon comes and brings Keagan Brennan (from one of my other legacies) in the nice plaid number, Cillian Morose glaring at us there and a Sim a made in my best online friend’s likeness (though you can't see her through Keagan's large head).
So the laydeez find Keagan really nice looking and Cillian is obvs. jealous? Well, perhaps not.
Odd fact: Disco never actually officially met Cillian, but still spends her nights dreaming about him with lots of hearts above her head. Sigh. He is such a sex machine.
Keagan and Disco really hit it off but clearly this is not allowed. He loves a lady named Sienna and Disco has other things to do (though they did make out a few times).
So good ol’ Gregorio Blossom strolls by.
selzi He is so sassy.
Disco is then forced to abandon Keagan and to start trying to make sexy times with Gregorio.
They don’t get along as well as Keagan and Disco do, but he stays the night and catches a nice jar of lightning bugs and sets them on Disco's stove for her to admire.
So, up until this point they had never had an actual conversation.
Gregorio: “So this one time I had a milkshake and I got whipped cream on my face when I drank it.”
Disco: “Oh man, this one time I had a milkshake too. We have a lot in common!”
So Disco gets her hair did.
And then she asks Gregorio to move in and he’s like “no wayz.” She did this like four times and every time he said no.
Disco: “So you should move in and we should make babies because that’s part of the pixel _trade legacy challenge.”
Gregorio: “No, no, that’s cool. I would rather be really dumb and difficult.” (note: this turns into a theme)
So then he scowls at me.
And I make them have sexy times while she wasn’t even in love with him. I didn’t know that could happen.
So after that she asks him to move in again and he says kay, because clearly he wanted to make sure that she just didn’t want his moneys (he moved in with $17,000) and he needed to be sure that she'd do the nasty with him.
Aspiration: Pleasure
Secondary: Family
Neat: 6
Outgoing: 4
Active: 1
Playful: 8
Neat: 6
Lifetime Want: Reach the top of the Gaming career
So as soon as he moves in, he breaks Disco’s computer. Sigh. I kindof hate Gregorio. He also rolls a want to get engaged to Disco and her want is to have toaster pastries.
Disco: “Oh man, that weather man is a hoot.”
Gregorio: -is swallowed by massive pillows-
Gregorio proposes to Disco in the bathroom and then Disco thinks about how she never even realized she loved Gregorio until he got all romantic next to the toilet.
So then they get married.
And celebrate by joining each other in a rollicking folksong.
Gregorio then rolls a want to have a baby and Disco really wants to reach Cleaning level 2.
Disco plays in puddles in her underwear…
While Gregorio writes a Restaurant Guide about restaurants he’s never been to.
Disco gets demoted because she was honest about her movie review. Silly Disco!
Debbie Ryan: “lol.”
Disco: “=*(“
But then she runs off to catch butterflies because clearly this should make things better.
Disco: “Remember the time we first woohoo’d? Yeah, I never even loved you.”
Gregorio: “Oh really? I think that this conversation is a great asset to our relationship growth.”
Disco gets pregnant and stuff.
She then reads mystery novels while Gregorio breaks televisions (I really really hate him.)
Disco: *Gregorio broke our television today, Diary. He wants to buy a big screen to replace it, but that might be a bad idea. He's kind of retarded, but at least he's good in bed.*
Me: -_-
Gregorio: “Oh Disco, your belly is really soft. There’s a kid in there? That’s rly cool. I like your underwear.”
Disco: *=(*
Disco has a baby boy and Gregorio gets way too excited about the weather.
Oh, his name is Panic and has Gregorio’s eyes and skintone.
K that's it for now.