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Neither I, nor anyone else who has ever lived, has any interest whatsoever in "Rep1ica Watches."
Moreover, we have no faith that a single pill will garner us any amount of inches overnight, and while we might, indeed, desire cheap canadian drugs, few are those who will purchase sight unseen.
An offer, spammers: Why not switch to products that people actually, you know...want? Seeds with which to start a vegetable garden. Diapers. Health insurance. Car insurance. Life insurance. Computers and parts.
Do you see what I'm getting at, here? It's time for you to treat your junk mail the same way the big companies have treated theirs for years. Show us new! Show us exciting! Show us--what's that? Twenty-One Million Dollars? OF COURSE I'LL HELP YOU TRANSFER IT FOR A MODEST FEE! Let me just find my bank account number....