Dear "Bouncing Boobs"
Meet sexy:
Sharon Aguilar
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Note that not only is she fully clothed, but her body is almost completely covered by THE FUCKING GUITAR that she actually knows how to play. Which is something I don't know how to do. Because one day she decided to TEACH HERSELF how to play it.
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Now that's "hot", you perverted freak.
Well, plus not looking bad helps too.
"Paris Hilton" my ass.
Fuck You.
Sincerely,
Me.