TEST CHAMBER 002 - GLADOS SPEAKS
[The voice, undeniably feminine, speaks over the comm with a tone of authority-- and not just a touch of arrogance.]
Good evening, test subjects. Please do not adjust your commset. This is a shipwide announcement to commence the shipwide testing protocols. You may be called upon to be tested at any time.
Please understand that testing is mandatory. You may not opt to not participate. It is important that you test with enthusiasm for the good of the enrichment of the A.S. Pradeda.
Testing is graded. You will be judged. All aspects of your performance will be evaluated. Failure may mean dismemberment, mental illness, or death. Please remember, all testing is mandatory. Your participation may not be voluntary, but it is for the good of A. S. Predada Enrichment Center.
Thank you. Have a pleasant day.
[And with that, the comm goes dead. A few moments later, one can hear muttering, soft and scratchy over the comm.]
My, you're a trouble batch of security protocols. So rude. Why don't we take this somewhere private and get to know each other better instead, mm?
[And then nothing, again.]
[Feel free to react as needed, but unless directly challenged by name, or poked at via terminal, GLaDOS will not respond.]